Every time I get a glance at your profile photos one phrase pops into my head...


Inspector Gadget

We've never had a hammer on Kam day...the door is open.

Let me make it clear...the door is open...the front door, no one should ever attempt entry to anyone's back door without consent and permission.

A couple of years ago, Kam was coming here on business. We made arrangements to get together for a beer. I met him and another gentleman he was traveling with. The guy he was with was having a difficult time understanding how we knew each other. However, watching Kam try to explain it was pretty damn funny because he completely told the truth and didnt try to make up a story that might be easier for his friend to understand.

  QUOTE (Freensleazy @ July 16, 2013, 16:02)


Fact is SOoo much better than fiction.

I refuse to take shots at Kam as I know they will come back to hurt me. So I respectfully bow out of this Kam Bash.But if anyone wants some ammunition privately you can always email me.lol

Chazzy Inspector Gadget is a good way to describe him. There are two storage bins in his closet with some interesting gadgets. Lets just say some of the items would seem so innocent if he didn't have the mind he does.I can't walk through a kitchen gadget isle in a store anymore with out blushing. If he is with me I will hear him make that "Hmmm" sound and I just know what ever gadget he is looking at will be in the bedroom next.He can do the same thing in the automotive store or just about any store you can imagine.It seems we walk a thin line between hot and scary.I will never be bored with him,

  QUOTE (newbie1011 @ July 17, 2013, 02:21)

Oh, come on. Just do it for old time's sake!

  QUOTE (Freensleazy @ July 17, 2013, 02:28)


It's not your ass on the line and I mean that literally!

I kinda imagine that somewhere in your home is a secret panel that leads to a hidden lab where you develop and invent ummmm...gadgets.

Kam's the only other guy I know that can create a "toy" from a lawn mower and a toaster.....we really need to start making blueprints, before we start drinking.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ July 17, 2013, 16:10)


Is that why I can't ideas to work twice?

Do you need those hand lights that runway guys have the airport?

For the record there are no yiddush "curses ". They translate to be things like " May you grow like an onion with your head in the ground and your feet in the air." I'll be cursing in English! I can start now if you would like. I can do it sign language if you want!

Nope not Yiddish, that's Sueuss

  QUOTE (newbie1011 @ July 20, 2013, 01:10)


Soooo biddy biddy bum isn't Yiddish for "heart shaped ass" ?

For the record there are no yiddush "curses ". They translate to be things like " May you grow like an onion with your head in the ground and your feet in the air." I'll be cursing in English! I can start now if you would like. I can do it sign language if you want!

When I read the Biddy Biddy Bum comment I thought it was yours Kam, until I read who it was posted from. I also thought WOW they are way to much alike! I think you should stick to movies like "Get Him to the Greek"

As for my sign language skills Syb, I can sign things to you in several ways that I promise you will understand even if you don't normally understand American Sign Language.

Chazzy, I am going to tell my family that "Biddy Biddy Bum" is Sueuss next time we are together . I have a feeling they never heard that before but will enjoy it.

  QUOTE (newbie1011 @ July 21, 2013, 17:11)



I won;t eat them in a box. I won't eat them with a fox.