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No remote needed
I have crazy ass neighbors on one side of me...I mean I've seen some crazy ass shit just walking outside or glancing out my window while I do dishes...if it gets any crazier over there, I can save a ton and cancel the cable TV.
Ya'll think reality tv is crap? Maybe I should rig up and live stream this stuff...I swear...it's real reality
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| July 14, 2013, 16:52 |
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Re: No remote needed
Oh gawd, I seriously want to brick up my kitchen window.
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| July 14, 2013, 16:59 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: No remote needed
I moved away from my crazy ass neighbors.
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| July 14, 2013, 17:25 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Shit I'll sell you both a hundred acre parcel.....
On second thought, with Chazzy and Kiss for neighbors...I'll give it to you.
Just remember I'm a work in progress.
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| July 14, 2013, 18:22 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: No remote needed
I cant complain much about our neighbors. they keep saying sorry because there dog comes over whenever he sees us outside. I told them not to worry we love dogs and he is just coming to say hi and then he goes home.
Ma
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| July 14, 2013, 18:25 |
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Re: No remote needed
I'm planting a nice full hedge all along the fence row, everyday I'm watering them and chanting "Please, please, please grow faster"
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| July 14, 2013, 23:24 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 14, 2013, 23:24)I'm planting a nice full hedge all along the fence row, everyday I'm watering them and chanting "Please, please, please grow faster"
Like the kind in WWII era France?
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| July 14, 2013, 23:40 |
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Pretty cool...had to look that up, Kam...I love looking up stuff.
Mine's just a tall bushy spirea that is covered in white blooms in the spring, grows very fast just not fast enough for me right now.
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| July 15, 2013, 12:02 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: No remote needed
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 14, 2013, 16:52)I have crazy ass neighbors on one side of me...
I was gonna keep it a surprise, but I bought the property on the other side. You aint seen nuthin yet.
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| July 15, 2013, 13:30 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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QUOTE (Freensleazy @ July 15, 2013, 13:30) QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 14, 2013, 16:52)I have crazy ass neighbors on one side of me...
I was gonna keep it a surprise, but I bought the property on the other side. You aint seen nuthin yet.
Clowns to the left of me...
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| July 16, 2013, 00:46 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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You know Chazzy, I have a fool proof Hillbilly remedy for shithead neighbors , that I learned from my Dad....
Build 30 or 40 small pens along the fenceline....and fill them with 50 or 60 pigs, and just don't clean the pens, just keep pumping the feed into them... the problem usually takes care of itself in about 3 months , and you have a 2 year supply of bacon for your entire family.
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| July 16, 2013, 06:31 |
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Re: No remote needed
I do love bacon...but I'm just inside the city limits.
The crazy asses are tweakers, so there's not much I can do that would compare to what their paranoid imaginations come up with.
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| July 16, 2013, 13:54 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: No remote needed
QUOTE (kamarel @ July 16, 2013, 00:46) QUOTE (Freensleazy @ July 15, 2013, 13:30) QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 14, 2013, 16:52)I have crazy ass neighbors on one side of me...
I was gonna keep it a surprise, but I bought the property on the other side. You aint seen nuthin yet.
Clowns to the left of me...
Jokers to the right . Here I am stuck in the middle with you.
Chazzy, you have my sympathy. I have had my share of crazy neighbors. I had one that had a mental discharge from the service and as creepy as hell but wrote porn under a pseudo-name.With a son that liked to strip and masturbate when he would see me in any of our windows.Then I moved away . Now I have a neighbor who is a cross dresser and has a drug dealer son with severe mental issues and he also dates the guy across the street from him that (I am not exaggerating here at all) has worn the same outfit 365 a year for the 25+ years I have lived here and by the smell I would pretty much guarantee he has NEVER washed it.When he is outside we all make sure we are at least across the street so we don't get ill from the smell.And for the record I wouldn't have a problem with the cross dresser if he wore his skirts a bit longer if you know what I mean.I have known several cross dressers, this guy doesn't look good as a man or a woman.Yikes is all I can say.
I guess every neighborhood needs the ones that keep your property values from going to high. The neighbors with the new big expensive homes are not to pleased about those guys.I figure they are keeping my taxes low. lol Besides they can be entertaining at times. Although the son is a bit scary but I think they finally locked him up because I haven't seen him for a while now.
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| July 17, 2013, 03:48 |
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Re: No remote needed
My town is such an adorable tiny place...huge yard, an entire lot on both sides and back so neighbors aren't "right there"
The bad neighbors are very amusing, the doode tried to do a drive by "FUCK YOU!!" the other day, but his old piece of crap car stalled out in front of our house after he screamed it. (Ya gonna do a drive by anything, make sure your car is capable of actually driving on by)
I could barely keep from falling to ground and rolling I was laughing so hard. Gawd, he was so pissed restarting his car after that. I thought I might have to offer to give him push.
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| July 17, 2013, 15:17 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 17, 2013, 15:17)My town is such an adorable tiny place...huge yard, an entire lot on both sides and back so neighbors aren't "right there"
The bad neighbors are very amusing, the doode tried to do a drive by "FUCK YOU!!" the other day, but his old piece of crap car stalled out in front of our house after he screamed it. (Ya gonna do a drive by anything, make sure your car is capable of actually driving on by)
I could barely keep from falling to ground and rolling I was laughing so hard. Gawd, he was so pissed restarting his car after that. I thought I might have to offer to give him push.
Stuff like that just makes your whole day sometimes. lol
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| July 17, 2013, 15:28 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: No remote needed
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 17, 2013, 15:17)My town is such an adorable tiny place...huge yard, an entire lot on both sides and back so neighbors aren't "right there"
The bad neighbors are very amusing, the doode tried to do a drive by "FUCK YOU!!" the other day, but his old piece of crap car stalled out in front of our house after he screamed it. (Ya gonna do a drive by anything, make sure your car is capable of actually driving on by)
I could barely keep from falling to ground and rolling I was laughing so hard. Gawd, he was so pissed restarting his car after that. I thought I might have to offer to give him push.
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