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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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What Does A Vagina Look Like Dad?
A young man walks over to his father and asks if they could have a talk about sex.
His father agrees and is eager to help his son with any questions he may have,
"Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?" asked the son.
"Well son," answered the all knowing father, "a vagina is the most beautiful thing in creation."
"The soft folds of a vagina are softer than the petals of a rose."
"The delicate scent of a vagina is finer than the finest French perfumes."
"The taste of a vagina, is sweeter than the purest nectar."
"All in all son, it's like I said, a vagina is the most beautiful thing in creation."
"Gee dad, a vagina sounds just great the way you describe it."
"Another question dad. What does a vagina look like after sex?"
"Well son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating custard?"
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| July 11, 2013, 23:23 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: What Does A Vagina Look Like Dad?
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| July 12, 2013, 11:43 |
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Freensleazy
65 / male
State of Confusion, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: What Does A Vagina Look Like Dad?
Doc? You always crack me up! (except for that 1 time! lol!)
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| July 12, 2013, 12:33 |
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