In Honor of Stupid People . . . .

Some of these are so obvious Free....let me explain

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
( Half the hairdressers live on caffiene, and are half asleep here in Canada, most of the time...I also know someone who just can't fall asleep unless she's cuddled up next to a handheld appliance )

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
( Thats the bag of chips you eat while shopping , and stuff the empty bag behind the boxes of condoms , before you go through the checkout.)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
( as opposed to using irregular soap )

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
( directions to avoid those unfortunate dental accidents )

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(Apperantley I didn't follow the instructions very well )

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
( People still eat bread pudding ?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
( That explains why I have wide pointy red scars on my ass.....I thought I was not only getting the wrinkles out of my jeans, but manscaping at the same time. )

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
( But that is so much fun...operating a dozer by brail is very challenging, it's just a little hard on the buildings and trees around here )

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
( Nytol pills are yellow....Viagra is blue...don't have an embarrasing mix up )

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
( Internal use.....some people really get "into" the holidays )

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(...and you've known Kam for how long...!! )

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(I have that embroidered on all my Wranglers front pockets )

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Well.....they are served by airline stewardesses )

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(Yeah right Free....like you've never tried it ? )

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
( Welcome to Canada...we aren't very smart, but we can really test the emergency break on a Huquavarna. )

  QUOTE (freensleazy @ June 17, 2013, 12:20)


This has been a totally useless public service announcement..

Shit Syb, the first time I looked, I thought you just responded to what I posted. I didnt notice that you added your own input. Kudos! I laughed my ass off! Only one problem. Who the hell still wears Wranglers?

  QUOTE (freensleazy @ June 17, 2013, 18:08)


I do ...!!
and have never had any complaints.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 17, 2013, 18:18)


Wearing Wranglers Speaks volumes about Syb - more room where it counts

Shit Syb, the first time I looked, I thought you just responded to what I posted. I didnt notice that you added your own input. Kudos! I laughed my ass off! Only one problem. Who the hell still wears Wranglers?

  QUOTE (freensleazy @ June 17, 2013, 18:08)
i wear Wranglers...even though they might be the cheap Wal-Mart knock offs that Syb warned you about. but they are cheap, and the last few pair i have had outlasted the twice as expensive Levi's. i paid $14.99 for a pair of Wranglers, and $50 for a pair of Levi's (bought within a week of each other) and a month later, the Levi's were bursting at the seams, and the back pockets were ripped out. that was a few years ago...and i STILL WEAR that exact pair of Wranglers....

  QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ June 18, 2013, 04:17)

Your absolutley right...I have a few of those too, for haying or horseshoeing, and those cheap ones do last forever.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 18, 2013, 19:25)


That back pocket thing is a major flaw in the Levis. I have 7 pair right now and only 1 pair doesnt have the pocket rip thing. Probably because they're black and I rarely wear them.

alright boys you have removed all the dirty & fun content, discussing product quality & pricing value!!

Sheesh! I really expect better from you 3!!

alright boys you have removed all the dirty & fun content, discussing product quality & pricing value!!

Sheesh! I really expect better from you 3!!

  QUOTE (JLee3D @ June 19, 2013, 01:39)


You should be in the Lobby ,when we exchange recipies.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 19, 2013, 14:26)


HMMMMM I guess I might have to take a stroll there you have me intrigued

So the rumors ARE true !!

  QUOTE (angelpussy4u @ June 21, 2013, 05:51)


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In Honor of Stupid People . . . .

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(and you thought?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)