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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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I banged my head...
I stood up in the attic of my tack room, and hit my head really hard, and fell to my knees.
Now I can see further, feel stronger,run faster,swear better, drink alot more, and I can get a hard on by just thinking about it...
The only problem is....I have no idea who I am...and I have some suspicion I may be kind of an asshole .
Can someone fill in the blanks.
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| May 30, 2013, 23:56 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: I banged my head...
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 30, 2013, 23:56)I stood up in the attic of my tack room, and hit my head really hard, and fell to my knees.
Now I can see further, feel stronger,run faster,swear better, drink alot more, and I can get a hard on by just thinking about it...
The only problem is....I have no idea who I am...and I have some suspicion I may be kind of an asshole .
Can someone fill in the blanks.
You wear chaps and like Brokeback Mountain.
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| May 31, 2013, 00:32 |
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oldcowboy666
74 / male
bennett, Colorado, US
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Re: I banged my head...
I don't think your an asshole, your name is Kaiser Peas and run faster, jump higher with a hard than anybody I ever seed. Cleatus
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| May 31, 2013, 00:42 |
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Re: I banged my head...
you're name is Eli, your cousin molests sheep.  
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| May 31, 2013, 00:45 |
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Re: Re: I banged my head...
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ May 31, 2013, 00:45)you're name is Eli, your cousin molests sheep.
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| May 31, 2013, 00:48 |
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Re: I banged my head...
You have an abnormal affection for collies and you're always looking for "Lassies". You should have known better. Have you learned nothing from me about this group? Wait till Kam gets his second wind! (BTW, when 5tar chimes in? DUCK!)
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| May 31, 2013, 00:53 |
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Re: I banged my head...
I smacked my 2 middle fingers in a pair of bolt cutters today (the bootom end, not the cutting end). Hurt like a mutherfucker for a few minutes and went away. But typing now? OUCH!
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| May 31, 2013, 00:59 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: I banged my head...
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 31, 2013, 00:59)I smacked my 2 middle fingers in a pair of bolt cutters today (the bootom end, not the cutting end). Hurt like a mutherfucker for a few minutes and went away. But typing now? OUCH!
You replace your guitar strings using bolt cutters?....and I thought I was rough around the edges.
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| May 31, 2013, 01:54 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: I banged my head...
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 30, 2013, 23:56)I stood up in the attic of my tack room, and hit my head really hard, and fell to my knees.
Now I can see further, feel stronger,run faster,swear better, drink alot more, and I can get a hard on by just thinking about it...
The only problem is....I have no idea who I am...and I have some suspicion I may be kind of an asshole .
Can someone fill in the blanks.
I think you might wish you would not have posted this. LOL
Ma
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| May 31, 2013, 01:58 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: I banged my head...
So I suppose by what your all saying I'm kinda screwed up....or maybe just very confused..?
It sounds as if I have issues.....Brokeback Mountain...Sheep...Collies...?
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| May 31, 2013, 01:59 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: I banged my head...
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 31, 2013, 01:58) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 30, 2013, 23:56)I stood up in the attic of my tack room, and hit my head really hard, and fell to my knees.
Now I can see further, feel stronger,run faster,swear better, drink alot more, and I can get a hard on by just thinking about it...
The only problem is....I have no idea who I am...and I have some suspicion I may be kind of an asshole .
Can someone fill in the blanks.
I think you might wish you would not have posted this. LOL
Ma
You know Ma......I figured we all just could use a good laugh right about now.
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| May 31, 2013, 02:00 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: I banged my head...
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 31, 2013, 01:58) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 30, 2013, 23:56)I stood up in the attic of my tack room, and hit my head really hard, and fell to my knees.
Now I can see further, feel stronger,run faster,swear better, drink alot more, and I can get a hard on by just thinking about it...
The only problem is....I have no idea who I am...and I have some suspicion I may be kind of an asshole .
Can someone fill in the blanks.
I think you might wish you would not have posted this. LOL
Ma
You got the job as a Boob inspector in Vancouver. You work from home and the girls on the ranch are there for inspection. Feel free to test. Just remember you are a professional.
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| May 31, 2013, 02:08 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: I banged my head...
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 31, 2013, 02:00) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 31, 2013, 01:58) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 30, 2013, 23:56)I stood up in the attic of my tack room, and hit my head really hard, and fell to my knees.
Now I can see further, feel stronger,run faster,swear better, drink alot more, and I can get a hard on by just thinking about it...
The only problem is....I have no idea who I am...and I have some suspicion I may be kind of an asshole .
Can someone fill in the blanks.
I think you might wish you would not have posted this. LOL
Ma
You know Ma......I figured we all just could use a good laugh right about now.
True and it is working lol
Ma
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| May 31, 2013, 02:30 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: I banged my head...
QUOTE (kamarel @ May 31, 2013, 02:08) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 31, 2013, 01:58) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 30, 2013, 23:56)I stood up in the attic of my tack room, and hit my head really hard, and fell to my knees.
Now I can see further, feel stronger,run faster,swear better, drink alot more, and I can get a hard on by just thinking about it...
The only problem is....I have no idea who I am...and I have some suspicion I may be kind of an asshole .
Can someone fill in the blanks.
I think you might wish you would not have posted this. LOL
Ma
You got the job as a Boob inspector in Vancouver. You work from home and the girls on the ranch are there for inspection. Feel free to test. Just remember you are a professional.
AHHHHH...the silver lining....o.k . I'll wash my hands
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| May 31, 2013, 02:31 |
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Re: I banged my head...
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 30, 2013, 23:56)I stood up in the attic of my tack room, and hit my head really hard, and fell to my knees.
Now I can see further, feel stronger,run faster,swear better, drink alot more, and I can get a hard on by just thinking about it...
The only problem is....I have no idea who I am...and I have some suspicion I may be kind of an asshole .
Can someone fill in the blanks.
Not many blanks. Ya raise horesheep. That's the only blank I know of.
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| May 31, 2013, 02:36 |
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Re: Re: Re: I banged my head...
QUOTE (kamarel @ May 31, 2013, 02:08) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 31, 2013, 01:58) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 30, 2013, 23:56)I stood up in the attic of my tack room, and hit my head really hard, and fell to my knees.
Now I can see further, feel stronger,run faster,swear better, drink alot more, and I can get a hard on by just thinking about it...
The only problem is....I have no idea who I am...and I have some suspicion I may be kind of an asshole .
Can someone fill in the blanks.
I think you might wish you would not have posted this. LOL
Ma
You got the job as a Boob inspector in Vancouver. You work from home and the girls on the ranch are there for inspection. Feel free to test. Just remember you are a professional.
You try to feel Free and we're gonna definitely have problems
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| May 31, 2013, 02:41 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: I banged my head...
[quo30, 2013, 23:56)] Some suspicion I may be kind of an asshole .
Can someone fill in the blanks.
You got the job as a Boob inspector in Vancouver. You work from home and the girls on the ranch are there for inspection. Feel free to test. Just remember you are a professional.
AHHHHH...the silver lining....o.k . I'll wash my hands
READY! And, do you now have xray vision?
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| May 31, 2013, 02:43 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: I banged my head...
This reminds me of a joke... Two guys walk into a bar...You would have thought at least one of them would have had the sense to duck...Geezzh! 
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| May 31, 2013, 04:29 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: I banged my head...
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 31, 2013, 02:41) QUOTE (kamarel @ May 31, 2013, 02:08) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 31, 2013, 01:58) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 30, 2013, 23:56)I stood up in the attic of my tack room, and hit my head really hard, and fell to my knees.
Now I can see further, feel stronger,run faster,swear better, drink alot more, and I can get a hard on by just thinking about it...
The only problem is....I have no idea who I am...and I have some suspicion I may be kind of an asshole .
Can someone fill in the blanks.
I think you might wish you would not have posted this. LOL
Ma
You got the job as a Boob inspector in Vancouver. You work from home and the girls on the ranch are there for inspection. Feel free to test. Just remember you are a professional.
You try to feel Free and we're gonna definitely have problems
Be a pal. He probably needs the practice.
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| May 31, 2013, 12:32 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: I banged my head...
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 31, 2013, 02:41) QUOTE (kamarel @ May 31, 2013, 02:08) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 31, 2013, 01:58) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 30, 2013, 23:56)I stood up in the attic of my tack room, and hit my head really hard, and fell to my knees.
Now I can see further, feel stronger,run faster,swear better, drink alot more, and I can get a hard on by just thinking about it...
The only problem is....I have no idea who I am...and I have some suspicion I may be kind of an asshole .
Can someone fill in the blanks.
I think you might wish you would not have posted this. LOL
Ma
You got the job as a Boob inspector in Vancouver. You work from home and the girls on the ranch are there for inspection. Feel free to test. Just remember you are a professional.
You try to feel Free and we're gonna definitely have problems
I didn't hit my head THAT hard..
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| May 31, 2013, 14:33 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I banged my head...
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 31, 2013, 02:43)[quo30, 2013, 23:56)] Some suspicion I may be kind of an asshole .
Can someone fill in the blanks.
You got the job as a Boob inspector in Vancouver. You work from home and the girls on the ranch are there for inspection. Feel free to test. Just remember you are a professional.
AHHHHH...the silver lining....o.k . I'll wash my hands
READY! And, do you now have xray vision?
No...and you knew the answer to that already...that would be like checking out my sister.....Crystal says " hello to Kiss " by the way.
But X-ray vision wouldn't be a bad thing.
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| May 31, 2013, 14:38 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I banged my head...
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 31, 2013, 14:38) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 31, 2013, 02:43)[quo30, 2013, 23:56)] Some suspicion I may be kind of an asshole .
Can someone fill in the blanks.
You got the job as a Boob inspector in Vancouver. You work from home and the girls on the ranch are there for inspection. Feel free to test. Just remember you are a professional.
AHHHHH...the silver lining....o.k . I'll wash my hands
READY! And, do you now have xray vision?
No...and you knew the answer to that already...that be like checking out my sister.....Crystal says " hello to Kiss " by the way.
But X-ray vision wouldn't be a bad thing.
Give Crystal my best. Tell her to keep smiling. 
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| May 31, 2013, 17:20 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I banged my head...
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 31, 2013, 02:43)[quo30, 2013, 23:56)] Some suspicion I may be kind of an asshole .
Can someone fill in the blanks.
You got the job as a Boob inspector in Vancouver. You work from home and the girls on the ranch are there for inspection. Feel free to test. Just remember you are a professional.
AHHHHH...the silver lining....o.k . I'll wash my hands
READY! And, do you now have xray vision?
Wait a second.....Does anyone else see the inch and a half nipple in Kisses profile photo ? Maybe I do have X Ray vision....I always wanted a red cape !
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| June 1, 2013, 01:35 |
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Re: I banged my head...
Ooh a bang to the head that can be nasty. Do u need medical attention ? I have my nurses outfit at the ready just in case 
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| June 1, 2013, 08:00 |
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Re: I banged my head...
wait, which head did you bang?
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| June 2, 2013, 04:17 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: I banged my head...
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ June 2, 2013, 04:17)wait, which head did you bang?
It doesn't matter...they both have minds of their own, and are subject to injury.
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| June 2, 2013, 05:45 |
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Re: Re: Re: I banged my head...
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 2, 2013, 05:45) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ June 2, 2013, 04:17)wait, which head did you bang?
It doesn't matter...they both have minds of their own, and are subject to injury.
true, but one will make you forget all your memories including the pain when you banged it. the other will make you wish you forgot...
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| June 2, 2013, 06:00 |
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