Luv2Chat4U
56 / male
Way Downstate, Illinois, US
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A Fave...
Anytime we are sitting around a campfire having a few beers, this is the one that I'm always coerced into telling...
A farmer takes his three sons out hunting for some quail. They all bag a couple of birds. When they get home, the farmer's wife decides that this would be an excellent opportunity for their daughter to take the lead in preparing a big meal. The girl is growing up, and the mother wants her to be able to land a husband with her cooking.
They clean and fry the quail in a light batter. The birds are golden and juicy. Unfortunately, the daughter didn't know about cleaning the shot out of the bodies of the birds. She just plucked them and fried them.
That night the boys dive into the meal and eat EVERYTHING. As the mother and daughter are cleaning up in the kitchen they hear a scream from the upstairs bathroom. The youngest son comes running into the kitchen and says that he was peeing when two shot pellets passed. The mother questions her daughter and realizes what has happened. Just as she's starting to tell her about cleaning the shot out of the birds, the second brother comes running into the kitchen also reporting birdshot in his pee.
The mother tells him that it will pass and tries to calm him down. That's when the backdoor slams and the oldest brother comes running into the kitchen, "Mama! There's a problem!"
The mother says, "I know, honey...I'm talking to your sister about it. It's going to hurt when you pee for awhile."
"That's not it..."
"Well, what is it, honey?"
The older brother looks embarrassed. "Uh, actually...I was about behind the barn jacking off and I shot the dog."
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