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Luv2Chat4U
56 / male
Way Downstate, Illinois, US
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Not Naughty...but pretty Damn Funny!
This guy steps up to the pearly gates and gives St. Peter his name. St. Peter looks him up in the big book of life and "hmmms" and "haws" for a bit. He finally looks up and says, "Well, you really haven't done anything all that bad...but you've never done anything great, either. Is there anything that you've done to help your fellow man that you are especially proud of?"
The man seems kind of amped up and he says, "well, yeah...there was this time that this woman was broken down along the side of the road and this biker gang was harrassing her...they had her up against her car and she looked really scared. So I pulled over to the side of the road, got out of my car and walked right up to the biggest, baddest looking biker in the group. I said 'you leave her alone!' then I reached out and ripped this nose ring right out of his nose!"
St. Peter is amazed. He says, "Wow! That is INCREDIBLE! When did that happen??"
The guy says, "like two minutes ago!!"
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| May 6, 2013, 06:36 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Not Naughty...but pretty Damn Funny!
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| May 6, 2013, 08:15 |
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Kinkitupanotch
55 / male
Fraser Valley, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Not Naughty...but pretty Damn Funny!
LOL
Ya, that was good!!!! Thanks for sharing! 
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| May 18, 2013, 03:44 |
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