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National Masturbation Month
A friendly reminder - May is National Masturbation Month. Now you have a valid reason to bolster the economy by purchasing something from your preferred sex toy retailer.
A public service announcement from Yours Truly.
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| May 1, 2013, 12:17 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: National Masturbation Month
Looks like i'll be making a quick trip to town....Don't want to miss the holidays.
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| May 1, 2013, 16:25 |
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catlady
60 / female
rostraver/belle vernon, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: National Masturbation Month
Would love to add to the collection but can't afford to right now. ):
Anyone want to donate? lol
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| May 1, 2013, 20:07 |
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Re: National Masturbation Month
Sounds like someone has expensive tastes!
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| May 1, 2013, 21:30 |
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Re: National Masturbation Month
who needs toys? all i need is my own two hands and a sexy woman on the other end of the webcam...  
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| May 2, 2013, 04:07 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: National Masturbation Month
though t it was bike month
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| May 4, 2013, 02:21 |
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catlady
60 / female
rostraver/belle vernon, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: National Masturbation Month
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 1, 2013, 21:30)Sounds like someone has expensive tastes!
Not necessarily expensive tastes just no spare money ):
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| May 4, 2013, 13:12 |
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Re: National Masturbation Month
So are you looking for physical or monetary donations?
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| May 4, 2013, 13:28 |
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catlady
60 / female
rostraver/belle vernon, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: National Masturbation Month
both would be welcome 
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 4, 2013, 13:28)So are you looking for physical or monetary donations?
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| May 4, 2013, 17:25 |
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justchris1
72 / male
Wellford, South Carolina, US
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Re: National Masturbation Month
That means that more girls gottaa go into the red room......how we gonna increase the masterbating if there are no more girls....help us out girls.......many do happen int he red room you know......if you learn how to work the tools you don't have to be overwhelmed with guys...you can focus on 1 or 2 orrrrrrrrr......but you can be control...come on in...the water is fine....right Free?
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| May 6, 2013, 02:51 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: National Masturbation Month
QUOTE (justchris1 @ May 6, 2013, 02:51)That means that more girls gottaa go into the red room......how we gonna increase the masterbating if there are no more girls....help us out girls.......many do happen int he red room you know......if you learn how to work the tools you don't have to be overwhelmed with guys...you can focus on 1 or 2 orrrrrrrrr......but you can be control...come on in...the water is fine....right Free?
It is a national holiday.. 
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| May 6, 2013, 06:59 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: National Masturbation Month
"If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter" - George Carlin
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| May 7, 2013, 11:24 |
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Re: Re: National Masturbation Month
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 7, 2013, 11:24)
"If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter" - George Carlin
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| May 7, 2013, 12:33 |
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catlady
60 / female
rostraver/belle vernon, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: National Masturbation Month
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 7, 2013, 11:24)
"If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter" - George Carlin
lmao
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| May 7, 2013, 15:40 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: National Masturbation Month
Personally I have declared every month to be national masturbation month.I don't need no stinken declaration from the government! I know...I am such a rebel.
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| May 9, 2013, 03:44 |
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