Okay, now we have to deal with TWO OF YOU?!!!

Outsmart me, ey?!

Eli is 39... single...and definatley not a virgin.....he seems to have some luck with the ladies , so i geuss he's not bad looking, and yes you have to deal with two of me....we are fixing fences today, and he will probably have more time tomorrow....and if you think I type slow.. wait till you talk to this guy.

If he is like you we will like him and get along just fine. But really Mister Sleazy????? you know what that is going to do to Free? LOL HI ELI


Ma

so you call him the dog fucker to?

so you call him the dog fucker to?

oh boy if he gets along with free like you do we are in big trouble. LOL 3 of you to deal with.

Ma

  QUOTE (funlovingpair @ May 2, 2013, 00:49)

Trouble? I feel safe with 2 Canuck Cowboys havin my back. Thats better than Cosa Nostra!

hello Eli... if your cousin tells you to get out the velcro chaps and gloves? BE VERY AFRAID...& RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!! unless of course you are into a wooly sheep-sum three-sum.....then be warned, you'll be fair game too...(as long as you can take it in a good natured sense like the Sundance Kid resembling cousin of yours...)

hi, i'm eli,everybody seems real friendly here. maybe i'll sign up after all.still learnin how to navigate around your site. cousin said i could post a little to try it out, do you people actualy read what he writes here or just ignore him like we all do? it's very nice to meet you.

Well then, if eli creates his own account, I look forward to seeing his nickname choice.

So...who's better at hog tying? Just wondering.

Well then, if eli creates his own account, I look forward to seeing his nickname choice.

So...who's better at hog tying? Just wondering.

  QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 3, 2013, 12:02)


He's not really a roper, but can throw a loop to get by....I'm not really sure who can hog tie better, I'll let you know, we both are built the same, and he's an inch or two taller,I may be faster, but I think he's stronger than me....but nowhere near as handsome.

...and to my friends who made him so welcome yesterday...thank you...
He's been practicing typing till 1 am, he was afraid he sounded like a seventeen year old, and was a little nervous.
It sounded as if you were very gracious, and patient with him , as I knew you would be,and I appreciate that, but I told him not to get used to it....it shouldn't last long.
It sounded as if he talked with Ma first , and then everyone came into the lobby and welcomed him with open arms...it seems he may be hanging around the ranch awhile giving a hand...and I wanted to share this part of my world, and friends here with him, and introduce him to all of you.
The only time I've seen him this excited is when we travelled to Surrey to see strippers together, got front row seats, and bought a couple of the girls dinner.

I geuss I can flop a calf and tie three legs in about 4 to 6 seconds.

TWINS

  QUOTE (OOMG @ May 1, 2013, 17:10)




hmmmmm

Buckle bunny? Really? I'm a groupie.

  QUOTE (MnJTX @ May 3, 2013, 21:21)


Oh come on.... that was funny.You of people would get that one..Eli doesn't wear a buckle anyhow.

....and Kiss ...He's my cousin...and I'm so sorry ..I've told him not to try to outsmart you, but he took that as a challenge...so he's on his own, try and be gentle....and yes he's got a huge crush on you as well.

  QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 3, 2013, 12:02)


My Dear Chazzy, all the time I've known, I never knew you were into the kinky stuff . Live and learn

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 1, 2013, 08:38)



Hey, so no Kiss n Cousin?

  QUOTE (kamarel @ May 6, 2013, 02:50)


Not on my watch...!! Kiss would kill him anyways.
Where the hell have you been ?

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 6, 2013, 06:51)


So, how have you managed to survive?!

  QUOTE (kamarel @ May 6, 2013, 02:50)


Not on my watch...!! Kiss would kill him anyways.
Where the hell have you been ?

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 6, 2013, 06:51)


Newbs was in town. I was a bit occupied.

Wow I don't sign on for a while and they let another Canadian in....Okay, I think we are at our quota now. Be careful or we might all start talking funny and become obsessed with Hockey.Yes the NY'r is making fun of the way you guys talk. Wanna do something about it?....

Hey Syb, did you have LNH and Chazzy erase all your posts before you let your cousin on here? He might find out more about you than he ever wanted too.I noticed you waited until Kam and I were busy before you let him on here. Are you afraid we will scare him away? We aren't that bad. Okay Kam can be a little scary but in a great way.

I promise to play nice with your cousin until he is hooked on the site then I'll be myself. Will that work for you?

Oh Eli....Come here, there is a seat open next to me on one side.I wont hurt you (Yet). Everyone here is very nice and sweet. You have nothing to be afraid of. Well maybe be a little afraid of Free but, as long as you have a stockpile of Cheetos to feed him you should be okay. See you soon.

I've always been the black sheep of the family anyways.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 8, 2013, 00:40


That explains so much.

  QUOTE (MnJTX @ May 8, 2013, 01:33)


Yes, I suppose it does.

I don't think of you so much as a bad influence. I think of you as an instigator. Especially when it comes to Kam and his "ideas" that he really doesn't need any instigating added to. I always get the impression if you and he were in the same room with me it would be a bit scary on my part.For the record it takes a lot to scare me.