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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Words to Live By..
Never corner something, or someone, thats meaner than you.
Never tell a cowboy he can't do something, unless your prepared for him to do it.
Never strike a mule...his vengance will last a decade.
Never oil the seat of your saddle.
Never tell an Englishmen he's the smartest guy you've ever met,...he already has assumed that when he saw you drove a pick-up.
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| April 9, 2013, 23:59 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Words to Live By..
Never use the pick-up line " Holy shit..!! Are those real. ? "
Never trust a woman who keeps castrating tools on her bedside table.
When a woman asks if she's getting fat..Never say she's so skinny, she's like sleeping next to a bag of antlers.
Never date a woman who doesn't know every Traveling Willbury's song.
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| April 10, 2013, 01:46 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 01:46)
Never date a woman who doesn't know every Traveling Willbury's song.
All of them?
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| April 10, 2013, 01:54 |
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Re: Words to Live By..
So how's that new girlfriend that L&H showed me the video of?
She's a real looker! (dont get mad at me, I was just rollin!)
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| April 10, 2013, 01:54 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Words to Live By..
Never ask your Mother in law to come over to test the weight bearing strength of the new Ikea furniture you've just assembled.
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| April 10, 2013, 02:04 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 10, 2013, 01:54)So how's that new girlfriend that L&H showed me the video of?
She's a real looker! (dont get mad at me, I was just rollin!)
Never farm sheep and tell anyone around here.... 
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| April 10, 2013, 02:05 |
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Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 02:04)Never ask your Mother in law to come over to test the weight bearing strength of the new Ikea furniture you've just assembled.
(that was just funny!)
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| April 10, 2013, 02:06 |
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Re: Words to Live By..
never, ever confuse ewe, eww and you...
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| April 10, 2013, 02:42 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 01:46)Never use the pick-up line " Holy shit..!! Are those real. ? "
Never trust a woman who keeps castrating tools on her bedside table.
When a woman asks if she's getting fat..Never say she's so skinny, she's like sleeping next to a bag of antlers.
Never date a woman who doesn't know every Traveling Willbury's song.
This is because I called you teddy bear, aint it? lol
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| April 10, 2013, 03:16 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Words to Live By..
Never have a Canadian cowboy, a guy named Kam, a gallon of moonshine, a pile of tools , and a homemade sex machine in your shop at the same time, and say...."Hey...lets get drunk and modify this puppy.!"
Never weld that experimental sex machine together, after that gallon of moonshine, and expect it to survive the inevitable nuclear multiple orgasm during the test run ,that Newbs will give it.
Never call a Missouri girl "Hillbilly easy",unless you are prepared to do the 50 yard dash, under fire from a well handled .380...while you hear her laughing , and saying..."I even nicked the census man.!!"
NEVER...EVER, tell L+H anything...he simply views it as ammunition. Fuzzy Wuzzy ..my ass
Never pick on Perve...unless your his friend,...and he has many.
Never tell Ma or Jen , you own a set of chaps, and are willing to wear them and nothing else....they may just ask you to put your money where your mouth is.
Never try to out smart, out wit, out think, out talk, out type, or out drink a certain young lady from Florida named Kiss.....Canadian cowboy tough or not...it can't be done.
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| April 10, 2013, 06:33 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (MnJTX @ April 10, 2013, 03:16) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 01:46)Never use the pick-up line " Holy shit..!! Are those real. ? "
Never trust a woman who keeps castrating tools on her bedside table.
When a woman asks if she's getting fat..Never say she's so skinny, she's like sleeping next to a bag of antlers.
Never date a woman who doesn't know every Traveling Willbury's song.
This is because I called you teddy bear, aint it? lol
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| April 10, 2013, 06:36 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ April 10, 2013, 02:42)never, ever confuse ewe, eww and you...
This song with lyrics re-written after the cloning of Dolly the Sheep, is dedicated to SybianWatcher...
There's a new sheep in town
And Dolly is her name.
She's the spit of her mother,
Genetically the same.
We won't need a ram for lambing
Cos cloning now will do
And if it works
There'll always be
Another ...ewe
Right, now you've worked out the song (and if you haven't it's "I'll never find another you" so go listen to it on YouTwitFace) you can sing it correctly.
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| April 10, 2013, 08:15 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 9, 2013, 23:59)Never tell an Englishmen he's the smartest guy you've ever met,...he already has assumed that when he saw you drove a pick-up.
Never ask a guy if he's English.
If he is, he'll already have told you.
And if he isn't, well, there's no need to embarrass him...
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| April 10, 2013, 08:16 |
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Re: Words to Live By..
Never piss off your dentist.
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| April 10, 2013, 11:38 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 06:33)
Never tell Ma or Jen , you own a set of chaps, and are willing to wear them and nothing else....they may just ask you to put your money where your mouth is.
It's not your money we want to see.
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| April 10, 2013, 15:49 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (MnJTX @ April 10, 2013, 15:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 06:33)
Never tell Ma or Jen , you own a set of chaps, and are willing to wear them and nothing else....they may just ask you to put your money where your mouth is.
It's not your money we want to see.
Just my money maker..? 
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| April 10, 2013, 15:51 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 15:51) QUOTE (MnJTX @ April 10, 2013, 15:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 06:33)
Never tell Ma or Jen , you own a set of chaps, and are willing to wear them and nothing else....they may just ask you to put your money where your mouth is.
It's not your money we want to see.
Just my money maker..?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ray Charles wouldda been able to see that one comin!!!!
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| April 10, 2013, 15:55 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 10, 2013, 15:55) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 15:51) QUOTE (MnJTX @ April 10, 2013, 15:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 06:33)
Never tell Ma or Jen , you own a set of chaps, and are willing to wear them and nothing else....they may just ask you to put your money where your mouth is.
It's not your money we want to see.
Just my money maker..?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ray Charles wouldda been able to see that one comin!!!!
Arent you glad I'm not Ray Charles?
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| April 10, 2013, 16:01 |
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Re: Words to Live By..
Of course I am. If you were, you'd be takin a dirt nap!!!
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| April 10, 2013, 16:14 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 10, 2013, 16:14)Of course I am. If you were, you'd be takin a dirt nap!!!
One for me. At least, I know you'd rather I wasn't dead. Geeze I rather thought you liked the fact that I was female too.
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| April 10, 2013, 16:22 |
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Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (MnJTX @ April 10, 2013, 16:22) QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 10, 2013, 16:14)Of course I am. If you were, you'd be takin a dirt nap!!!
One for me. At least, I know you'd rather I wasn't dead. Geeze I rather thought you liked the fact that I was female too.
Did I imply that I didn't?
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| April 10, 2013, 17:08 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 10, 2013, 17:08) QUOTE (MnJTX @ April 10, 2013, 16:22) QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 10, 2013, 16:14)Of course I am. If you were, you'd be takin a dirt nap!!!
One for me. At least, I know you'd rather I wasn't dead. Geeze I rather thought you liked the fact that I was female too.
Did I imply that I didn't?
Trust me... He's noticed . Free can be perceptive.
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| April 10, 2013, 18:10 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (MnJTX @ April 10, 2013, 15:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 06:33)
Never tell Ma or Jen , you own a set of chaps, and are willing to wear them and nothing else....they may just ask you to put your money where your mouth is.
It's not your money we want to see.
And we are waiting.
Ma
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| April 10, 2013, 20:29 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ April 10, 2013, 20:29) QUOTE (MnJTX @ April 10, 2013, 15:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 06:33)
Never tell Ma or Jen , you own a set of chaps, and are willing to wear them and nothing else....they may just ask you to put your money where your mouth is.
It's not your money we want to see.
And we are waiting.
Ma
My collar feels like it's fitting kinda tight today..
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| April 10, 2013, 21:49 |
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Re: Words to Live By..
ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.
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| April 10, 2013, 21:58 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 21:49) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ April 10, 2013, 20:29) QUOTE (MnJTX @ April 10, 2013, 15:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 06:33)
Never tell Ma or Jen , you own a set of chaps, and are willing to wear them and nothing else....they may just ask you to put your money where your mouth is.
It's not your money we want to see.
And we are waiting.
Ma
My collar feels like it's fitting kinda tight today..
Put up or shut up Dude. The Ladies lay in wait@
(I know, you probably hate me by now. I wouldnt blame ya!)
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| April 10, 2013, 23:56 |
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Re: Words to Live By..
do i need to keep my "EYE" on you two??
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| April 11, 2013, 00:19 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ April 11, 2013, 00:19)do i need to keep my "EYE" on you two??
Like I said...Free and I, we just got here...
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| April 11, 2013, 00:55 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Words to Live By..
Never run your horse faster than your angel can fly.
Never assume that just because you sit in the front row, and rest your elbows on the stage at the strip club...you have a degree in gynacology.
Never use a bullwhip, when a riding crop will do.
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| April 11, 2013, 00:58 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 10, 2013, 23:56) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 21:49) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ April 10, 2013, 20:29) QUOTE (MnJTX @ April 10, 2013, 15:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 06:33)
Never tell Ma or Jen , you own a set of chaps, and are willing to wear them and nothing else....they may just ask you to put your money where your mouth is.
It's not your money we want to see.
And we are waiting.
Ma
My collar feels like it's fitting kinda tight today..
Put up or shut up Dude. The Ladies lay in wait@
(I know, you probably hate me by now. I wouldnt blame ya!)
You know....your really not helping.
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| April 11, 2013, 05:16 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 11, 2013, 05:16) QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 10, 2013, 23:56) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 21:49) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ April 10, 2013, 20:29) QUOTE (MnJTX @ April 10, 2013, 15:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 06:33)
Never tell Ma or Jen , you own a set of chaps, and are willing to wear them and nothing else....they may just ask you to put your money where your mouth is.
It's not your money we want to see.
And we are waiting.
Ma
My collar feels like it's fitting kinda tight today..
Put up or shut up Dude. The Ladies lay in wait@
(I know, you probably hate me by now. I wouldnt blame ya!)
You know....your really not helping.
I'm not? Does that mean you'd like me to do more?
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| April 11, 2013, 13:01 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 11, 2013, 13:01) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 11, 2013, 05:16) QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 10, 2013, 23:56) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 21:49) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ April 10, 2013, 20:29) QUOTE (MnJTX @ April 10, 2013, 15:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 06:33)
Never tell Ma or Jen , you own a set of chaps, and are willing to wear them and nothing else....they may just ask you to put your money where your mouth is.
It's not your money we want to see.
And we are waiting.
Ma
My collar feels like it's fitting kinda tight today..
Put up or shut up Dude. The Ladies lay in wait@
(I know, you probably hate me by now. I wouldnt blame ya!)
You know....your really not helping.
I'm not? Does that mean you'd like me to do more?
NOOOOO !!.....
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| April 11, 2013, 15:22 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Words to Live By..
If I still owned a pair of chaps, ladies would have a hard time deciding which photo was my best side. You know throwing down something like that can have effects on other threads too. Just be warned bro, they can be relentless...  
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| April 11, 2013, 15:29 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Words to Live By..
When she says "Please be gentle"...that doesn't mean turn the dial down on the dildo.
Never assume you'll have the full attention of both women in a threeway.
Never turn your back on a girlfriend that arrives at the bedside with rubber gloves , a gallon of mineral oil, a length of rope ,and a do not resusatate order in her hands ,for you to sign.
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| April 11, 2013, 15:29 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (GG317 @ April 11, 2013, 15:29)
Thanks big guy....I'm finding that out , but you have to admire their dedication to the working cowboy..I'm just trying to come up with a plan of survival...
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| April 11, 2013, 15:32 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
You know....your really not helping.
I'm not? Does that mean you'd like me to do more?
NOOOOO !!.....
But thats what friends are for!
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| April 11, 2013, 16:31 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 11, 2013, 16:31)You know....your really not helping.
I'm not? Does that mean you'd like me to do more?
NOOOOO !!.....
But thats what friends are for!
You just love to see me squirm , don't you ?
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| April 11, 2013, 17:26 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 11, 2013, 13:01) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 11, 2013, 05:16) QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 10, 2013, 23:56) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 21:49) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ April 10, 2013, 20:29) QUOTE (MnJTX @ April 10, 2013, 15:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 06:33)
Never tell Ma or Jen , you own a set of chaps, and are willing to wear them and nothing else....they may just ask you to put your money where your mouth is.
It's not your money we want to see.
And we are waiting.
Ma
My collar feels like it's fitting kinda tight today..
Put up or shut up Dude. The Ladies lay in wait@
(I know, you probably hate me by now. I wouldnt blame ya!)
You know....your really not helping.
I'm not? Does that mean you'd like me to do more?
Ma
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| April 12, 2013, 02:20 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 11, 2013, 17:26) QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 11, 2013, 16:31)You know....your really not helping.
I'm not? Does that mean you'd like me to do more?
NOOOOO !!.....
But thats what friends are for!
You just love to see me squirm , don't you ?
You betcha Buddy1
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| April 12, 2013, 02:55 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 12, 2013, 02:55)
But thats what friends are for!
You just love to see me squirm , don't you ?
You betcha Buddy1
Is this what it's like being you ?....How do you do it ?.
I haven't even signed a waiver.
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| April 12, 2013, 07:30 |
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Re: Words to Live By..
Just roll with it. Besides, it feels good to have somebody else wearing the bulls eye t shirt for a change.
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| April 12, 2013, 13:36 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 12, 2013, 13:36)Just roll with it. Besides, it feels good to have somebody else wearing the bulls eye t shirt for a change.
I'm also starting to know how Wiley-Coyote feels..
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| April 12, 2013, 15:01 |
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Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 12, 2013, 15:01) QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 12, 2013, 13:36)Just roll with it. Besides, it feels good to have somebody else wearing the bulls eye t shirt for a change.
I'm also starting to know how Wiley-Coyote feels..
MEEP MEEP!
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| April 12, 2013, 15:12 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 12, 2013, 15:01) QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 12, 2013, 13:36)Just roll with it. Besides, it feels good to have somebody else wearing the bulls eye t shirt for a change.
I'm also starting to know how Wiley-Coyote feels..
When Wile E Coyote wasn't chasing the roadrunner, wasn't he after the sheep?
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| April 12, 2013, 23:34 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (MnJTX @ April 12, 2013, 23:34) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 12, 2013, 15:01) QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 12, 2013, 13:36)Just roll with it. Besides, it feels good to have somebody else wearing the bulls eye t shirt for a change.
I'm also starting to know how Wiley-Coyote feels..
When Wile E Coyote wasn't chasing the roadrunner, wasn't he after the sheep?
Damn....walked into that one real good....
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| April 13, 2013, 00:32 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 13, 2013, 00:32) QUOTE (MnJTX @ April 12, 2013, 23:34) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 12, 2013, 15:01) QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 12, 2013, 13:36)Just roll with it. Besides, it feels good to have somebody else wearing the bulls eye t shirt for a change.
I'm also starting to know how Wiley-Coyote feels..
When Wile E Coyote wasn't chasing the roadrunner, wasn't he after the sheep?
Damn....walked into that one real good....
yep EWE sure did... 
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| April 13, 2013, 00:58 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Words to Live By..
Never try to out smart, out wit, out think, out talk, out type, or out drink a certain young lady from Florida named Kiss.....Canadian cowboy tough or not...it can't be done.
You know it!! ..........Kiss
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| April 14, 2013, 01:27 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ April 10, 2013, 20:29) QUOTE (MnJTX @ April 10, 2013, 15:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 06:33)
Never tell Ma or Jen , you own a set of chaps, and are willing to wear them and nothing else....they may just ask you to put your money where your mouth is.
It's not your money we want to see.
And we are waiting.
Ma
Still waiting...
Ma
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| April 17, 2013, 22:45 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ April 17, 2013, 22:45) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ April 10, 2013, 20:29) QUOTE (MnJTX @ April 10, 2013, 15:49) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 06:33)
Never tell Ma or Jen , you own a set of chaps, and are willing to wear them and nothing else....they may just ask you to put your money where your mouth is.
It's not your money we want to see.
And we are waiting.
Ma
Still waiting...
Ma
Not your money, your MONKEY! Dont worry Syb, when I send you my bill, I wont charge you overtime.
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| April 17, 2013, 22:53 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Words to Live By..
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 14, 2013, 01:27)Never try to out smart, out wit, out think, out talk, out type, or out drink a certain young lady from Florida named Kiss.....Canadian cowboy tough or not...it can't be done.
You know it!! ..........Kiss
Gremlin !!....
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