This is too easy. Therefore, I'll refrain

I have been witholding something from all of you, and for good reason.
I have purchased twenty breeding ewes...
That's right...I have sheep.
May the good Lord help me, in the persecution that is to come.

  QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 7, 2013, 12:52)

Your a better man than I am.....but I figure your restrain should last only 24 hours..

I kinda like them..you can go into their winter paddock and not worry about getting trampled, they are quiet, and gentle.
I have them to take care of the napweed problem on a 100 acre hillside . Napweed is an invasive weed from Europe that is taking over the interior of British Columbia.
L+H ,...velcro chaps work better if you tuck their feet into the top of your boots, and Kiss.....are you ever going to talk to me again without laughing ?

I kinda wondered that myself!

I kinda like them..you can go into their winter paddock and not worry about getting trampled, they are quiet, and gentle.
I have them to take care of the napweed problem on a 100 acre hillside . Napweed is an invasive weed from Europe that is taking over the interior of British Columbia.
L+H ,...velcro chaps work better if you tuck their feet into the top of your boots, and Kiss.....are you ever going to talk to me again without laughing ?

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 7, 2013, 14:36)


My friend, I have taken so many shots at you (in a good natured way) that you have every right to skin me alive. There will be more on another day. Probably when you least expect it. But not today.

  QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 8, 2013, 01:35)


I hand it to you on a silver platter, and you take the high road..?
..although I've never called you Free-n-easy...
I'll just keep lookin' over my shoulder..

So I recieved my Dorset ram today...and he arrived with a harness that has a paint marker on his chest.
So when he breeds the females , he leaves a red mark that they have been mounted and bred.
He's one ugly S.O.B. with an attitude like Craig Ferguson. I think he and I, are headed for a disagreement on who's the boss around here.

Things in sheepland are a little confusing...I don't really know what I'm doing with these things.
On the positive side, they sure polish up the wood rails with their lanolin from their wool.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 9, 2013, 15:16)
us it a good idea to use the terms "polish" and "wood" when you're discussing sheep?

  QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 8, 2013, 01:35)


I hand it to you on a silver platter, and you take the high road..?
..although I've never called you Free-n-easy...
I'll just keep lookin' over my shoulder..

  QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ April 10, 2013, 02:48)


oh man...
..but L+H.....thanks for the warning about the knotholes being to small...that kinda info only comes from your wealth of experience.
Do you pick the splinters out yourself ?

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 10, 2013, 06:42)
nope, she does. it takes talent to get splinters out of a toothpick using teeth...

I wonder what the sheep thought before you bought the ram...
"Hey we're breeding sheep right?"
"yep."
"Then where's the ram?"
"I don't know, but I heard the owner changed his Facebook status to, "In a relationship."
"I don't know about you, but that makes me nervous..."

  QUOTE (GG317 @ April 10, 2013, 22:50)


Now that's funny.

Would have been quick work!

Unless....

It seems ...as for recent events...it really is open season on Sy....Bring it on Bubba.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 15, 2013, 07:28)


You'd think my neighbor miles away...with 1400 acres, wouldn't care that a fence line is out two feet,.. like I'm going to, have it surveyed, move it ,re-wire it, and put new posts in, so he can gain an acre. I suppose he thinks I have nothing better to do...anger management is starting to look pretty good.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 17, 2013, 00:07)


Take a deep breath, and think of something that makes you smile.

Ma

  QUOTE (funlovingpair @ April 17, 2013, 00:21)



Thanks Ma....I'm actually not that upset about it anymore....what would make me smile is me sitting on a lawn chair ..watching him move his stupid fence,..........O.K. now I'm smiling.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 17, 2013, 00:07)


Take a deep breath, and think of something that makes you smile.

Ma

  QUOTE (funlovingpair @ April 17, 2013, 00:21)


Think of Ma taking a deep breath, that ought to make you smile.

  QUOTE (MnJTX @ April 17, 2013, 23:07)


I'm distracted by the new jewelry

So what does a cowboy look like in shorts? I wanna know. I know what Free looks like in shorts. I can imagine L&H in shorts, but not a true blue rancher/cowboy. Do shorts and boots go together. You mentioned you can dress yourself without looking like a total dork, right?

So what does a cowboy look like in shorts? I wanna know. I know what Free looks like in shorts. I can imagine L&H in shorts, but not a true blue rancher/cowboy. Do shorts and boots go together. You mentioned you can dress yourself without looking like a total dork, right?