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Just wonderin'
In driving across Nebraska, there's a place where they have life size dinosaur models, statues, whatever you call them.
There's a t-rex facing I-80. Made be wonder. If a boy t-rex has to pee, does it lift one leg? If so, does it balance itself with it's tail or fall over?
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| April 6, 2013, 01:43 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Just wonderin'
i think both at once like birds...maybe
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| April 6, 2013, 01:54 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Just wonderin'
I always lift my leg when I pee. If I fall over in the middle of it, gives me an excuse to clean the bathroom, and take another shower. 
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| April 6, 2013, 02:24 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Just wonderin'
A dude that size....gets to piss on, and where ever he wants.
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| April 6, 2013, 03:03 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Just wonderin'
Men are strange!
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| April 6, 2013, 04:54 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Just wonderin'
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ April 6, 2013, 04:54)Men are strange!
. Thx newbs
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| April 6, 2013, 09:20 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Just wonderin'
A T-Rex squats...If it lifted a leg, and fell over, it would be as good as dead since it can't push itself up with those tiny arms it has. To see what I mean, you need only take a look at the fossils of the dumb ones that fell over. You only see a complete fossil when it's sideways laying on the ground. By the way, I also believe that's where the phrase, "Help, I fallen and I can't get up!" originated, but since nobody can speak T-Rex it went unnoticed for all this time, until the creation of that life-alert bracelet thingy...
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| April 6, 2013, 11:27 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Just wonderin'
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ April 6, 2013, 04:54)Men are strange!
Don't hate us because we can pee standing up.
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| April 6, 2013, 15:27 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: Just wonderin'
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 6, 2013, 15:27) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ April 6, 2013, 04:54)Men are strange!
Don't hate us because we can pee standing up.
OH Please....When you guys can go to the bathroom like we do then talk to me. Do you have any idea how much strength , balance and coordination it takes to "Hover" as well as hold our shopping bags, purses, wipe ourselves, use our cell phones and then try to wash and dry our hands with out getting soaked from those sinks and counters that are always flooded. Lets not forget, flush the toilet with our foot in high heals and never touch a faucet or handle with our bare hands.Fix our hair and makeup before we walk out that bathroom door and make it all look so easy. Yeah, maybe I'm jealous that you guys have it so easy, but I as they say "God gives us what we can handle."
And you guys wonder what takes us so long and why there is always a line in the ladies room.Why did you think they put couches in some of the ladies rooms. It's so we can rest after all that.
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| April 7, 2013, 06:16 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Just wonderin'
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ April 7, 2013, 06:16) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 6, 2013, 15:27) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ April 6, 2013, 04:54)Men are strange!
Don't hate us because we can pee standing up.
OH Please....When you guys can go to the bathroom like we do then talk to me. Do you have any idea how much strength , balance and coordination it takes to "Hover" as well as hold our shopping bags, purses, wipe ourselves, use our cell phones and then try to wash and dry our hands with out getting soaked from those sinks and counters that are always flooded. Lets not forget, flush the toilet with our foot in high heals and never touch a faucet or handle with our bare hands.Fix our hair and makeup before we walk out that bathroom door and make it all look so easy. Yeah, maybe I'm jealous that you guys have it so easy, but I as they say "God gives us what we can handle."
And you guys wonder what takes us so long and why there is always a line in the ladies room.Why did you think they put couches in some of the ladies rooms. It's so we can rest after all that.
Now you see,..I have a whole different use for the couches in the ladies room.
The only problem is, they only fit four people.
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| April 7, 2013, 06:46 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Just wonderin'
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 7, 2013, 06:46) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ April 7, 2013, 06:16) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 6, 2013, 15:27) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ April 6, 2013, 04:54)Men are strange!
Don't hate us because we can pee standing up.
OH Please....When you guys can go to the bathroom like we do then talk to me. Do you have any idea how much strength , balance and coordination it takes to "Hover" as well as hold our shopping bags, purses, wipe ourselves, use our cell phones and then try to wash and dry our hands with out getting soaked from those sinks and counters that are always flooded. Lets not forget, flush the toilet with our foot in high heals and never touch a faucet or handle with our bare hands.Fix our hair and makeup before we walk out that bathroom door and make it all look so easy. Yeah, maybe I'm jealous that you guys have it so easy, but I as they say "God gives us what we can handle."
And you guys wonder what takes us so long and why there is always a line in the ladies room.Why did you think they put couches in some of the ladies rooms. It's so we can rest after all that.
Now you see,..I have a whole different use for the couches in the ladies room.
The only problem is, they only fit four people.
Trust me you don't want to use those couches. I have seen what happens on some of them. LMAO
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| April 7, 2013, 06:54 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Just wonderin'
So you were the one cheering me on from the third bathroom stall..?
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| April 7, 2013, 06:59 |
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Re: Re: Just wonderin'
QUOTE (GG317 @ April 6, 2013, 11:27)A T-Rex squats...If it lifted a leg, and fell over, it would be as good as dead since it can't push itself up with those tiny arms it has. To see what I mean, you need only take a look at the fossils of the dumb ones that fell over. You only see a complete fossil when it's sideways laying on the ground. By the way, I also believe that's where the phrase, "Help, I fallen and I can't get up!" originated, but since nobody can speak T-Rex it went unnoticed for all this time, until the creation of that life-alert bracelet thingy...
That's an idea too. I figgered the wind blew them over and they couldn't stand up again. That explains why many are found in. South Dakota laying on their side.
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| April 7, 2013, 19:23 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Just wonderin'
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ April 7, 2013, 06:16) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 6, 2013, 15:27) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ April 6, 2013, 04:54)Men are strange!
Don't hate us because we can pee standing up.
OH Please....When you guys can go to the bathroom like we do then talk to me. Do you have any idea how much strength , balance and coordination it takes to "Hover" as well as hold our shopping bags, purses, wipe ourselves, use our cell phones and then try to wash and dry our hands with out getting soaked from those sinks and counters that are always flooded. Lets not forget, flush the toilet with our foot in high heals and never touch a faucet or handle with our bare hands.Fix our hair and makeup before we walk out that bathroom door and make it all look so easy. Yeah, maybe I'm jealous that you guys have it so easy, but I as they say "God gives us what we can handle."
And you guys wonder what takes us so long and why there is always a line in the ladies room.Why did you think they put couches in some of the ladies rooms. It's so we can rest after all that.
bull shit...most restrooms these days everything is automatic, from the self flushing toilet, to the no touch sinks, soap dispensers and hand dryers.
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| April 8, 2013, 03:27 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Just wonderin'
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ April 8, 2013, 03:27) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ April 7, 2013, 06:16) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 6, 2013, 15:27) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ April 6, 2013, 04:54)Men are strange!
Don't hate us because we can pee standing up.
OH Please....When you guys can go to the bathroom like we do then talk to me. Do you have any idea how much strength , balance and coordination it takes to "Hover" as well as hold our shopping bags, purses, wipe ourselves, use our cell phones and then try to wash and dry our hands with out getting soaked from those sinks and counters that are always flooded. Lets not forget, flush the toilet with our foot in high heals and never touch a faucet or handle with our bare hands.Fix our hair and makeup before we walk out that bathroom door and make it all look so easy. Yeah, maybe I'm jealous that you guys have it so easy, but I as they say "God gives us what we can handle."
And you guys wonder what takes us so long and why there is always a line in the ladies room.Why did you think they put couches in some of the ladies rooms. It's so we can rest after all that. bull shit...most restrooms these days everything is automatic, from the self flushing toilet, to the no touch sinks, soap dispensers and hand dryers.
Yah the next thing they will have is an automatic suction device to place over your dick so you don't piss on the floor....oh wait !! ,there was one of those on the couch in the ladies room ,wearing red lipstick...never mind.
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| April 8, 2013, 06:31 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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LMAO...Only about half have auto flush, auto on faucets etc, Most small businesses or older building still have the old fashion sinks, toilets, and soap dispensers. By the way why is it that most times those things don't work when I try to use them? It's like the sensors don't detect my hands in the sink or by the soap dispenser. The next person will go to it with no issue at all. It irritates me.
Touch screens don't seem to like to work well for me either. My phone and Kindle are the first touch screens that actually worked for me. Most of the others never responded at all.I used to wonder if my pulse is week in my fingers or something and the screens can't detect me.
Let me explain the bathroom stall that women deal with. Most are disgusting so you wont put anything down or touch anything if you can help it.So you have to hold your pocket book and and bags you might be carrying from shopping. You then need to undo your clothes and make sure nothing is hanging down that can possibly get in the way or wind up in the toilet. Then you have to hover holding your bags and your clothing out of the way.Somehow we manage to grab toilet paper if we are lucky enough as to find a stall with some, if not we have to go threw our purse to find tissues. Then we have to wipe our selves still keeping everything balanced and clear away from the toilet.I wont go into detail about this part but add the issue of being that time of the month and we get into more acrobatic type balancing to avoid touching any part of the bathroom. We then have to redo our clothes.If we have a toilet that doesn't auto flush then we need to stand on one foot and flush.Oh and lets ad to mix that many times the doors have broken latches so we are also trying to hold the door closed. (Now you guys might start to understand why we go to the ladies room in pairs when ever possible)We then go to the sinks. Still holding our bags and try to wash our hands. Even if the soap and sink are no touch we have to put our hands under them. The sinks are always flooded and counters are always wet unless you are in a high end place that has really good attendants.
As soon as you lean in to get soap the bags tend to flop forward and hit you and/or the counter and now everything gets wet.After we wash our hands we hope there are paper towels but many times no such luck, so then there is a working dryer or you go through the stalls looking for toilet paper that will fall apart when you try to dry your hands with it.If you are lucky enough to find a dryer you find yourself drying your hands, clothes that got wet from the sink and maybe your bags.After all that you fix your hair, makeup. check your breath maybe get a mint out of your purse and then try to go out the door without touching the handle. Sometimes you can wait until someone else opens the door. If that wont work you grab a paper towel (if there are any) and use that then stash the towel to toss later. I have even open doors with my feet. I think that all bathrooms should have those swinging doors that go both ways so you can just lean or push your way through.
So LNH if you really think this is bullshit I dare you to ask 10 women to see if I telling you the truth.
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| April 8, 2013, 18:03 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Just wonderin'
I loathe public restrooms
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| April 8, 2013, 18:53 |
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Re: Just wonderin'
I dont have any problem with lady's room. I hang out in them often
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| April 8, 2013, 19:39 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Just wonderin'
How can taking a piss be so confusing ?
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| April 8, 2013, 20:43 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Just wonderin'
If given a choice, I pee outside in the open air.
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| April 8, 2013, 21:36 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Just wonderin'
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ April 8, 2013, 21:36)If given a choice, I pee outside in the open air.
Having said that....you still have the key to my front gate ?
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| April 8, 2013, 22:13 |
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Re: Re: Re: Just wonderin'
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 6, 2013, 15:27) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ April 6, 2013, 04:54)Men are strange!
Don't hate us because we can pee standing up.[/quote
---and write our name while doing so.
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| April 9, 2013, 01:01 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Just wonderin'
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ April 8, 2013, 03:27) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ April 7, 2013, 06:16) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 6, 2013, 15:27) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ April 6, 2013, 04:54)Men are strange!
Don't hate us because we can pee standing up.
OH Please....When you guys can go to the bathroom like we do then talk to me. Do you have any idea how much strength , balance and coordination it takes to "Hover" as well as hold our shopping bags, purses, wipe ourselves, use our cell phones
and then try to wash and dry our hands with out getting soaked from those sinks and counters that are always flooded. Lets not forget, flush the toilet with our foot in high heals and never touch a faucet or handle with our bare hands.Fix our hair and makeup before we walk out that bathroom door and make it all look so easy. Yeah, maybe I'm jealous that you guys have it so easy, but I as they say "God gives us what we can handle."
And you guys wonder what takes us so long and why there is always a line in the ladies room.Why did you think they put couches in some of the ladies rooms. It's so we can rest after all that. bull shit...most restrooms these days everything is automatic, from the self flushing toilet, to the no touch sinks, soap dispensers and hand dryers.
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| April 9, 2013, 01:04 |
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Re: Just wonderin'
Beware the automatic tampon remover
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| April 9, 2013, 01:06 |
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Re: Just wonderin'
Does a bear poop in the woods? Could be that's why they park the cars there.
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| April 9, 2013, 01:15 |
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