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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Real Women ?
I have a half dozen women here helping me with calving, they are freinds of my cowgirl employee, and all from Vancouver...and I just need to ask the women of this site their honest opinion...
Do you find a real "cowboy" with ripped up jeans , beat up boots , banged up cowboy hat, and torn jacket attractive ?...they are all giving me a hard time for how I'm dressed, and I'm feeling a little confused,...I mean what the hell do they expect..I'm just a working man.. 
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| March 30, 2013, 03:43 |
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Samib
72 / female
Somewhere, Maryland, US
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Re: Real Women ?
Hey, you are doing honest hard work. Flexing muscles, some sweat - whats not sexy about that. Remember the Coke advertisements from some years back with girls ogling the construction worker. It was not the Coke the women were ogling. Those girls like giving you a hard time - its a form of flirting. Bet they all wonder how you look when you clean up.
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| March 30, 2013, 10:42 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Real Women ?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 30, 2013, 03:43)I have a half dozen women here helping me with calving, they are freinds of my cowgirl employee, and all from Vancouver...and I just need to ask the women of this site their honest opinion...
Do you find a real "cowboy" with ripped up jeans , beat up boots , banged up cowboy hat, and torn jacket attractive ?...they are all giving me a hard time for how I'm dressed, and I'm feeling a little confused,...I mean what the hell do they expect..I'm just a working man..
Maybe they've all been watching too many episodes of High Chaparral.
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| March 30, 2013, 12:25 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Real Women ?
Well they were not real impressed with the calving check at 1 am and 4 am....and now they want ..granola....for breakfast.....GRANOLA ??
...like I have that in my kitchen, they get bacon and eggs ,right after they are out of my bathrooms ,...they are putting on makeup..I think I need to send them packing back to the city.
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| March 30, 2013, 14:29 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Real Women ?
well that is how I expected you to look. (ripped up jeans , beat up boots , banged up cowboy hat, and torn jacket) You work on a Ranch, and yes there is something Sexy abut that. Samib hit the mark with her comment.
I'm sure they are wonderinfg how well you clean up.
They would not like my house either No Gronola here I have eggs, sausage and hashbrowns this morning.
Sounds like to much of the city is in them. lol
Ma
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| March 30, 2013, 18:36 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Real Women ?
They put make-up on for the cows? Those flirts. They want to see ya dressed up. Hun, if they are picking on you about your wardrobe it just means they are looking.
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| March 30, 2013, 18:56 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Real Women ?
Hmmm....Ive been to distracted ,and tired to pay attention, but I did find it funny they were all putting make up on, to check the cattle...although I did find it pleasant to hear them all talking and laughing.
A few have invited themselves along to ride fences into the high country we will see who ends up on their asses when we hit the hills. I also have managed to find a not so beaten up work shirt.
I don't believe in babysitting anyone here.
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| March 30, 2013, 21:09 |
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Re: Real Women ?
-----and I thought you were going to compare them to the artificially processed women.
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| March 30, 2013, 22:46 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Real Women ?
I think Kiss , Jen , and maybe a few others need to come out here and show these girls how " real" women really ride horses...
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| March 31, 2013, 15:27 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Real Women ?
So they wouldn't make it through a one night rodeo?
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| March 31, 2013, 17:08 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Real Women ?
My daddy told me a long time ago
Said there's two things son
Two things you should know
And in these two things you must take pride
That's a horse and woman, yeah
Well both of them you ride
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| March 31, 2013, 18:23 |
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Re: Re: Real Women ?
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ March 31, 2013, 18:23)My daddy told me a long time ago
Said there's two things son
Two things you should know
And in these two things you must take pride
That's a horse and woman, yeah
Well both of them you ride
" If it has tits or wheels, expect problems"
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| March 31, 2013, 19:57 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Real Women ?
QUOTE (OOMG @ March 31, 2013, 19:57) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ March 31, 2013, 18:23)My daddy told me a long time ago
Said there's two things son
Two things you should know
And in these two things you must take pride
That's a horse and woman, yeah
Well both of them you ride
" If it has tits or wheels, expect problems"
Tits, wheels. or hooves
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| March 31, 2013, 22:40 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Real Women ?
QUOTE (MnJTX @ March 31, 2013, 17:08)So they wouldn't make it through a one night rodeo?
Just a little to skinny and bony,...wouldn't want to hurt myself.
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| March 31, 2013, 22:44 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: Real Women ?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 31, 2013, 22:44) QUOTE (MnJTX @ March 31, 2013, 17:08)So they wouldn't make it through a one night rodeo?
Just a little to skinny and bony,...wouldn't want to hurt myself.
Ah, a Renaissance Man!
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| April 1, 2013, 08:02 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Real Women ?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 30, 2013, 03:43)
Do you find a real "cowboy" with ripped up jeans , beat up boots , banged up cowboy hat, and torn jacket attractive ?...they are all giving me a hard time for how I'm dressed, and I'm feeling a little confused,...I mean what the hell do they expect..I'm just a working man..
You're a suitor! I'd say you're bona fide.
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| April 1, 2013, 16:26 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Real Women ?
QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 1, 2013, 16:26) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 30, 2013, 03:43)
Do you find a real "cowboy" with ripped up jeans , beat up boots , banged up cowboy hat, and torn jacket attractive ?...they are all giving me a hard time for how I'm dressed, and I'm feeling a little confused,...I mean what the hell do they expect..I'm just a working man..
You're a suitor! I'd say you're bona fide.
But I live two weeks from everywhere...
and I work for no man,..and have no name.
Nobody else is going to know what the hell we are talking about.
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| April 1, 2013, 19:00 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: Real Women ?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 1, 2013, 19:00)
But I live two weeks from everywhere...
and I work for no man,..and have no name.
Nobody else is going to know what the hell we are talking about.
Ah, the cowboy with no name!
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| April 1, 2013, 20:45 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Real Women ?
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ April 1, 2013, 20:45) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 1, 2013, 19:00)
But I live two weeks from everywhere...
and I work for no man,..and have no name.
Nobody else is going to know what the hell we are talking about.
Ah, the cowboy with no name!
I'm pretty sure the horse had no name...
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| April 1, 2013, 22:25 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Real Women ?
QUOTE (kamarel @ April 1, 2013, 22:25) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ April 1, 2013, 20:45) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 1, 2013, 19:00)
But I live two weeks from everywhere...
and I work for no man,..and have no name.
Nobody else is going to know what the hell we are talking about.
Ah, the cowboy with no name!
I'm pretty sure the horse had no name...
That's what I thought too. Makes ya wonder if the no name thing started on Brokeback Mountain.
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| April 2, 2013, 00:22 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Real Women ?
Harem. (n.) a back in the day term for a stable full o' bitches.
When will you learn not to question me?
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| April 2, 2013, 00:42 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Real Women ?
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ April 2, 2013, 00:42)
Harem. (n.) a back in the day term for a stable full o' bitches.
When will you learn not to question me?
I know,.as you've said many times...I'm a work in progress.
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| April 2, 2013, 00:44 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Re: Real Women ?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 30, 2013, 14:29)Well they were not real impressed with the calving check at 1 am and 4 am....and now they want ..granola....for breakfast.....GRANOLA ??
...like I have that in my kitchen, they get bacon and eggs ,right after they are out of my bathrooms ,...they are putting on makeup..I think I need to send them packing back to the city.
Watch it, they may plan on loving you up and turning you into a horny toad! 
(Yeah, another reference, don't plan on stopping any time soon)
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| April 2, 2013, 21:24 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Real Women ?
QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 2, 2013, 21:24) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 30, 2013, 14:29)Well they were not real impressed with the calving check at 1 am and 4 am....and now they want ..granola....for breakfast.....GRANOLA ??
...like I have that in my kitchen, they get bacon and eggs ,right after they are out of my bathrooms ,...they are putting on makeup..I think I need to send them packing back to the city.
Watch it, they may plan on loving you up and turning you into a horny toad!
(Yeah, another reference, don't plan on stopping any time soon)
I'll stay away from half naked soaked women down by the river then..and big guys with eye patches.
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| April 2, 2013, 21:51 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Real Women ?
QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 2, 2013, 21:24) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 30, 2013, 14:29)Well they were not real impressed with the calving check at 1 am and 4 am....and now they want ..granola....for breakfast.....GRANOLA ??
...like I have that in my kitchen, they get bacon and eggs ,right after they are out of my bathrooms ,...they are putting on makeup..I think I need to send them packing back to the city.
Watch it, they may plan on loving you up and turning you into a horny toad!
(Yeah, another reference, don't plan on stopping any time soon)
Here's one for you Chazzy...
Sing in me, and through me tell the story.
Of that man skilled in all the ways of contending.
A wanderer, harried for years on end...
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| April 7, 2013, 06:52 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Real Women ?
another just for good measure....you'll know this one for sure.
My Daddy taught me to shoot anyone serving papers...
I nicked the census man.!
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| April 7, 2013, 06:56 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Real Women ?
QUOTE (kamarel @ April 1, 2013, 22:25) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ April 1, 2013, 20:45) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 1, 2013, 19:00)
But I live two weeks from everywhere...
and I work for no man,..and have no name.
Nobody else is going to know what the hell we are talking about.
Ah, the cowboy with no name!
I'm pretty sure the horse had no name...
But it felt good to out of the rain.....
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| April 7, 2013, 07:00 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Real Women ?
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ April 7, 2013, 07:00) QUOTE (kamarel @ April 1, 2013, 22:25) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ April 1, 2013, 20:45) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 1, 2013, 19:00)
But I live two weeks from everywhere...
and I work for no man,..and have no name.
Nobody else is going to know what the hell we are talking about.
Ah, the cowboy with no name!
I'm pretty sure the horse had no name...
But it felt good to out of the rain.....
In the desert, you can't remember your name....
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| April 7, 2013, 07:16 |
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