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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Shampoo warning!!!!
IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!!
Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!
Ma
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| March 11, 2013, 03:10 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Shampoo warning!!!!
seen one on facebook with toxic oil in it too, i passed it on.... oh the extra lift and body weres off in a day or so... 
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| March 11, 2013, 07:20 |
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Re: Shampoo warning!!!!
Now THAT was just plain funny!
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| March 11, 2013, 12:45 |
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Re: Shampoo warning!!!!
I don't get it...could you lather and repeat that for me?
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| March 11, 2013, 13:22 |
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Re: Re: Shampoo warning!!!!
QUOTE (Chazzy @ March 11, 2013, 13:22)I don't get it...could you lather and repeat that for me?
Somebody's had her coffee already this morning. 
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| March 11, 2013, 15:05 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Shampoo warning!!!!
QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 11, 2013, 15:05) QUOTE (Chazzy @ March 11, 2013, 13:22)I don't get it...could you lather and repeat that for me?
Somebody's had her coffee already this morning.
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| March 11, 2013, 18:13 |
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Re: Shampoo warning!!!!
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ March 11, 2013, 03:10)IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!!
Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!
Ma
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| March 11, 2013, 22:31 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Shampoo warning!!!!
I bet it works. They have a label that says "If not completely satisfied return for a complete refund." Now wait...It's supposed to satisfy me completely and make the fat dissolve? This dish detergent stuff must be a miracle in a bottle.Why didn't I listen to my grandmother when she told me to always read the labels I could have be thin and satisfied all the time. gggrrrrrrrr. But I bet that is way they have the "use with caution when pregnant or trying to become pregnant" on the label as well.It would be bad to loose weight if you are pregnant, and if your trying to get pregnant, I guess being completely satisfied would not help because you wouldn't need the man.
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| March 12, 2013, 06:49 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Shampoo warning!!!!
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ March 12, 2013, 06:49)I bet it works. They have a label that says "If not completely satisfied return for a complete refund." Now wait...It's supposed to satisfy me completely and make the fat dissolve? This dish detergent stuff must be a miracle in a bottle.Why didn't I listen to my grandmother when she told me to always read the labels I could have be thin and satisfied all the time. gggrrrrrrrr. But I bet that is way they have the "use with caution when pregnant or trying to become pregnant" on the label as well.It would be bad to loose weight if you are pregnant, and if your trying to get pregnant, I guess being completely satisfied would not help because you wouldn't need the man.
I dont have any labels.
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| March 12, 2013, 10:58 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Shampoo warning!!!!
[It would be bad to loose weight if you are pregnant, and if your trying to get pregnant, I guess being completely satisfied would not help because you wouldn't need the man.
Yes doctors tend to get a little upset when you loose weight when you are pregnant. But i did not mind. 
Ma
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| March 12, 2013, 21:56 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: Shampoo warning!!!!
QUOTE (kamarel @ March 12, 2013, 10:58) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ March 12, 2013, 06:49)I bet it works. They have a label that says "If not completely satisfied return for a complete refund." Now wait...It's supposed to satisfy me completely and make the fat dissolve? This dish detergent stuff must be a miracle in a bottle.Why didn't I listen to my grandmother when she told me to always read the labels I could have be thin and satisfied all the time. gggrrrrrrrr. But I bet that is way they have the "use with caution when pregnant or trying to become pregnant" on the label as well.It would be bad to loose weight if you are pregnant, and if your trying to get pregnant, I guess being completely satisfied would not help because you wouldn't need the man.
I dont have any labels.
But you should definitely have a few warning lables
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| March 13, 2013, 16:32 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Shampoo warning!!!!
Don't allow children near.
Not always charming during inquiries.
Likes bending girls over knees.
Demonstates god complex.
Contents of toy chest not for children or faint of heart.
Sarcastic humor. Not for thin skinned.
Fantasy baseball fanatic. Don't interrupt while studying.
Bad influence.
Never wrong.
Always wants to win.
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| March 13, 2013, 21:36 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Shampoo warning!!!!
QUOTE (kamarel @ March 13, 2013, 21:36)
Don't allow children near.
Not always charming during inquiries.
Likes bending girls over knees.
Demonstates god complex.
Contents of toy chest not for children or faint of heart.
Sarcastic humor. Not for thin skinned.
Fantasy baseball fanatic. Don't interrupt while studying.
Bad influence.
Never wrong.
Always wants to win.
Just admit it....your a Canadian rancher ?
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| March 13, 2013, 22:44 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: Shampoo warning!!!!
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 13, 2013, 22:44) QUOTE (kamarel @ March 13, 2013, 21:36)
Don't allow children near.
Not always charming during inquiries.
Likes bending girls over knees.
Demonstates god complex.
Contents of toy chest not for children or faint of heart.
Sarcastic humor. Not for thin skinned.
Fantasy baseball fanatic. Don't interrupt while studying.
Bad influence.
Never wrong.
Always wants to win.
Just admit it....your a Canadian rancher ?
I think you have most of the important warnings covered...If you two ever find yourself in the same place the world might implode.
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| March 18, 2013, 11:57 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Re: Shampoo warning!!!!
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 13, 2013, 22:44) QUOTE (kamarel @ March 13, 2013, 21:36)
Don't allow children near.
Not always charming during inquiries.
Likes bending girls over knees.
Demonstates god complex.
Contents of toy chest not for children or faint of heart.
Sarcastic humor. Not for thin skinned.
Fantasy baseball fanatic. Don't interrupt while studying.
Bad influence.
Never wrong.
Always wants to win.
Just admit it....your a Canadian rancher ?
So which end of the cow gives milk?
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| March 19, 2013, 00:02 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Shampoo warning!!!!
QUOTE (kamarel @ March 19, 2013, 00:02) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 13, 2013, 22:44) QUOTE (kamarel @ March 13, 2013, 21:36)
Don't allow children near.
Not always charming during inquiries.
Likes bending girls over knees.
Demonstates god complex.
Contents of toy chest not for children or faint of heart.
Sarcastic humor. Not for thin skinned.
Fantasy baseball fanatic. Don't interrupt while studying.
Bad influence.
Never wrong.
Always wants to win.
Just admit it....your a Canadian rancher ?
So which end of the cow gives milk?
I can't believe I'm saying this...you feed the end with one hole,..you milk the end with two holes..if the end with two holes, only has one hole, thats what we call a bull,, and he's not real friendly about the milking part, and remember to wear goggles.........or you can just pump the tail and see what happens....if you show up here ,you'll need to sign a waiver.
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| March 22, 2013, 00:43 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Shampoo warning!!!!
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 22, 2013, 00:43) QUOTE (kamarel @ March 19, 2013, 00:02) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 13, 2013, 22:44) QUOTE (kamarel @ March 13, 2013, 21:36)
Don't allow children near.
Not always charming during inquiries.
Likes bending girls over knees.
Demonstates god complex.
Contents of toy chest not for children or faint of heart.
Sarcastic humor. Not for thin skinned.
Fantasy baseball fanatic. Don't interrupt while studying.
Bad influence.
Never wrong.
Always wants to win.
Just admit it....your a Canadian rancher ?
So which end of the cow gives milk?
I can't believe I'm saying this...you feed the end with one hole,..you milk the end with two holes..if the end with two holes, only has one hole, thats what we call a bull,, and he's not real friendly about the milking part, and remember to wear goggles.........or you can just pump the tail and see what happens....if you show up here ,you'll need to sign a waiver.
I cant believe it either. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that I'm sure none of us can believe it.
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| March 22, 2013, 14:32 |
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