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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Support group for Canadians...
To all my fellow Canucks out there, who have chose to join this site...be warned, there is a certain element here that preys on our good nature, and political correctness.
I am embarrassed to say, that I have paved the way for constant teasing about the fact that, Pam Anderson is from B.C., the way we talk, our ability to have sex in a canoe, our fondness for alcohol exceeding 4% ,our admiration for hockey , our skill at choosing a well built and busty enough partner for those -35 cold winters....and the fact that for us to understand anyone here...they must type very slowley.
It is at this time I will form a Web Naughty support group for those many picked on Canadians, because I'm sure I'm not the only one here that has been singled out for the greater entertainment of other members of this site..
Meeting will be held at Perve's place [ he grew up in Washington, so that's close enough ] , all male members are to bring their own beer...and a girl with the appropriate measurments to endure the Arizona winter, and she's gotta know what a hockey stick is, and have at least seen a moose.
Keep your stick on the ice.
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| March 2, 2013, 07:00 |
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Samib
72 / female
Somewhere, Maryland, US
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Re: Support group for Canadians...
Feeling a bit picked upon??
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| March 2, 2013, 08:30 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Support group for Canadians...
QUOTE (Samib @ March 2, 2013, 08:30)Feeling a bit picked upon??
. Oh, Id never disrespect my Conadian neighbors. As I stated, Im of Liverpool descent, and close relations of Canadians. Even though I was drunk when when I met my Canadian cousins, threatend to kick thier butts, its all good. That was some time ago. Can I take a nap now?
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| March 2, 2013, 10:10 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Support group for Canadians...
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 2, 2013, 07:00)To all my fellow Canucks out there, who have chose to join this site...be warned, there is a certain element here that preys on our good nature, and political correctness.
I am embarrassed to say, that I have paved the way for constant teasing about the fact that, Pam Anderson is from B.C., the way we talk, our ability to have sex in a canoe, our fondness for alcohol exceeding 4% ,our admiration for hockey , our skill at choosing a well built and busty enough partner for those -35 cold winters....and the fact that for us to understand anyone here...they must type very slowley.
It is at this time I will form a Web Naughty support group for those many picked on Canadians, because I'm sure I'm not the only one here that has been singled out for the greater entertainment of other members of this site..
Meeting will be held at Perve's place [ he grew up in Washington, so that's close enough ] , all male members are to bring their own beer...and a girl with the appropriate measurments to endure the Arizona winter, and she's gotta know what a hockey stick is, and have at least seen a moose.
Keep your stick on the ice.
Canada is actually south me. Does that mean Windsor has warmer winters? Can you spin a canoe while having sex? Do you get smothered by the girl with the appropriate measurements? Moose is making a come back along Lk Superior. Is your stick made of wood? If not does it stick to the ice?
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| March 2, 2013, 14:07 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Support group for Canadians...
Well let see here, Toronto is well south of me. Montreal is actually east of me, and just a hair south. So I would say that at least some Canada is south of me, righty ho.  But what I really can't figure out bout ya'all up there, why would ya keep ya dicks to ta ice???? 
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| March 2, 2013, 14:22 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Support group for Canadians...
Sorry to hear you're so beleagered. EH
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| March 2, 2013, 15:41 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Support group for Canadians...
Ahhh..you know I love it...
The canoe doesn't spin because her legs will drag in the water, stabilizing the watercraft, and never I mean NEVER, have sex standing up in a canoe.
All real hockey sticks are made of hard rock maple ,or northern spruce, and they don't stick to the ice.
Getting smothered by th chesty winter girlfriend is a hazzard that must be endured to avoid frostbite...I have found at -42 instead of adding a extra Hudson Bay blanket..adding a second , although skinnier girl, is very affective, and helps you stay in bed a little longer.
I geuss there is no other Canadians like myself on here in need of a support group...and you know, it just wouldn't be the same if you people stopped , besides we have to take a little pressure off of Free once in a while.
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| March 2, 2013, 15:44 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Support group for Canadians...
You are welcome to go South on me.
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| March 2, 2013, 15:47 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Support group for Canadians...
You forgot to mention that she needs to like it in the doggie position so you can both watch the hockey game...
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| March 2, 2013, 20:27 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Support group for Canadians...
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ March 2, 2013, 15:47)
You are welcome to go South on me.
Don't tempt me..
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| March 2, 2013, 21:34 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Support group for Canadians...
"besides we have to take a little pressure off of Free once in a while. "
Why?
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| March 2, 2013, 21:35 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Support group for Canadians...
You are such a good friend taking the pressure off free.
Ma
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| March 3, 2013, 02:53 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Support group for Canadians...
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ March 3, 2013, 02:53)You are such a good friend taking the pressure off free.
Ma
I dont kmow geograhy very well, but always went north from Washington state going to Canada. Hmmm, maybe Ive been going 6O miles north of Tucson, to Mexico. Im really confused now. Dont know where Im at, or my clothes, like I care, lol.
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| March 3, 2013, 03:11 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Support group for Canadians...
I just read that 1% of road accidents in Canada involve a moose!
You should make sure they pass the driving test before letting them behind the wheel :-)
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| March 3, 2013, 10:10 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Support group for Canadians...
QUOTE (perveman @ March 3, 2013, 03:11) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ March 3, 2013, 02:53)You are such a good friend taking the pressure off free.
Ma
I dont kmow geograhy very well, but always went north from Washington state going to Canada. Hmmm, maybe Ive been going 6O miles north of Tucson, to Mexico. Im really confused now. Dont know where Im at, or my clothes, like I care, lol.
Thx Syb, I can supply the place and the booze. Then all you prudes will see Im for real. Cover you eyes.
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| March 3, 2013, 11:11 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Support group for Canadians...
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ March 3, 2013, 10:10)I just read that 1% of road accidents in Canada involve a moose!
You should make sure they pass the driving test before letting them behind the wheel :-)
Accidents involving a moose have a very high death rate for the occupants of the vehicle...hitting a bear isn't as bad, unless your like a couple of Native Indian cowboys around here, that struck a 300 pound black bear, backed up to it and loaded it in the station wagon. A few miles down the road it regained conciousness and proceeded to total off the old car,...from the inside.
Police reports say..After a few minutes the bear ripped the hatch back from its hinges, and disappeared into the Hat Creek Valley, alcohol was a factor in the incident....that could happen only in Canada.
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| March 3, 2013, 15:56 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: Support group for Canadians...
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 3, 2013, 15:56) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ March 3, 2013, 10:10)I just read that 1% of road accidents in Canada involve a moose!
You should make sure they pass the driving test beforie letting them behind the wheel :-)
Accidents involving a moose have a very high death rate for the occupants of the vehicle...hitting a bear isn't as bad, unless your like a couple of Native Indian cowboys around here, that struck a 300 pound black bear, backed up to it and loaded it in the station wagon. A few miles down the road it regained conciousness and proceeded to total off the old car,...from the inside.
Police reports say..After a few minutes the bear ripped the hatch back from its hinges, and disappeared into the Hat Creek Valley, alcohol was a factor in the incident....that could happen only in Canada.
Well, if alcohol is such a factor, as well as not letting the mooses drive, you shouldn't let the bears drink!
Still, it could be worse, at least you aren't fighting to retain the right to arm bears...
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| March 5, 2013, 18:34 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Support group for Canadians...
No. that would be us.
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| March 5, 2013, 17:55 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Support group for Canadians...
I was wondering what Free's excuse was for being picked on. He is not from Canada as far as I know. Although maybe because he is so close he picked up saying "A" and people think he is Canadian.
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| March 6, 2013, 08:48 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Support group for Canadians...
we just had that happen someone hit a 600 lbs doe moose on hwy 45 a few days agobouched off the hood crushed the roof in ... time for moose burger
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| March 6, 2013, 18:26 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Support group for Canadians...
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ March 6, 2013, 08:48)I was wondering what Free's excuse was for being picked on. He is not from Canada as far as I know. Although maybe because he is so close he picked up saying "A" and people think he is Canadian.
Well as you keep saying Newbs...I'm a bad influence.
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| March 6, 2013, 18:42 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Support group for Canadians...
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ March 6, 2013, 08:48)I was wondering what Free's excuse was for being picked on. He is not from Canada as far as I know. Although maybe because he is so close he picked up saying "A" and people think he is Canadian.
You know what would really funny...If New York had him deported for it...
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| March 7, 2013, 00:28 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: Support group for Canadians...
QUOTE (GG317 @ March 7, 2013, 00:28) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ March 6, 2013, 08:48)I was wondering what Free's excuse was for being picked on. He is not from Canada as far as I know. Although maybe because he is so close he picked up saying "A" and people think he is Canadian.
You know what would really funny...If New York had him deported for it...
Canada would no longer be our friend and I think they would put up new boarder restrictions.
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| March 7, 2013, 02:15 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Support group for Canadians...
need to build a wall up there too
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| March 7, 2013, 02:26 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Support group for Canadians...
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ March 7, 2013, 02:15) QUOTE (GG317 @ March 7, 2013, 00:28) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ March 6, 2013, 08:48)I was wondering what Free's excuse was for being picked on. He is not from Canada as far as I know. Although maybe because he is so close he picked up saying "A" and people think he is Canadian.
You know what would really funny...If New York had him deported for it...
Canada would no longer be our friend and I think they would put up new boarder restrictions.
Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the term "Free" trade..
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| March 7, 2013, 02:40 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Support group for Canadians...
Free and SY in the same area???????? That could be fun or dangerous!
Ma
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| March 7, 2013, 02:48 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Support group for Canadians...
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ March 7, 2013, 02:48)Free and SY in the same area???????? That could be fun or dangerous!
Ma
One thing is for sure..if Free made it up here, after a day or two, neither one of us would be making any sense ,and I'd have someone new to listen to all my campfire stories.....over and over again.
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| March 9, 2013, 00:22 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Support group for Canadians...
You know...I've studied some of the comments here from my fellow beloved Canadians,...and went back into my own posting history, and have come up with several observations.
Canadians...love big boobed tanned women, because of our lack of sunlight, we are in desperate need of vitamin "D",..our overwhelming desire for a set of double D's is merley a survival instinct.
Canadians...are also living proof, that helmuts should be worn while playing hockey.
Canadians ...,in general...are a pain in the ass,..or maybe it's just me,..I don't know.
You guys are the best....... 
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| March 9, 2013, 22:30 |
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