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I Have Officially Lost My Mind
This is not political. It is a joke. Nothing more, nothing less. Dont take it in a direction that its not meant to go!
To me, the gun control laws that are being discussed are tantamount to a man raping someone, and then the Guvment stepping in regulating how all of the other responsible, law abiding men can use their penises, how big they can be, and how many shots they can fire. For the record, I am not giving up mine.
Guns dont kill people. Husbands who come home early do.
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| February 28, 2013, 17:50 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
When I was young and stupid, I ran into a very lonley woman who didn't tell me about being married, and my ass ran into some buckshot, thrown at me from some distance, by a very jealous husband...and I don't really blame him for it.
I thank God every day for three things that rainy night.
I'm thankful that I'm a fast runner in my sock feet.
I'm thankful the window wasn't nailed shut.
..and I'm very thankful that he was a bad shot .
But I really miss that pair of boots I left behind.
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| February 28, 2013, 19:17 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
QUOTE (freensleazy @ February 28, 2013, 17:50)This is not political. It is a joke. Nothing more, nothing less. Dont take it in a direction that its not meant to go!
To me, the gun control laws that are being discussed are tantamount to a man raping someone, and then the Guvment stepping in regulating how all of the other responsible, law abiding men can use their penises, how big they can be, and how many shots they can fire. For the record, I am not giving up mine.
Guns dont kill people. Husbands who come home early do.
Not at all political Free, American, and constitutional. Need to ban cars, they kill ppl too. I know this, walked by an unoccupied car in a parking, it threatened to kill me. Steak knives need to be banned too, they just jump out of the drawer, and attack. I just heard on the news, a hammer killed a guy. Dammit, none of thise objects are safe. Ya, you can be in your home, alone, those things are out to get you. So to all, watch your ass, you can be in danger. Thank you Free for helping me make your point.
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| February 28, 2013, 19:25 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
QUOTE (freensleazy @ February 28, 2013, 17:50)This is not political. It is a joke. Nothing more, nothing less. Dont take it in a direction that its not meant to go!
To me, the gun control laws that are being discussed are tantamount to a man raping someone, and then the Guvment stepping in regulating how all of the other responsible, law abiding men can use their penises, how big they can be, and how many shots they can fire. For the record, I am not giving up mine.
Guns dont kill people. Husbands who come home early do.
I know as a foreigner I just don't "get it", but the analogy doesn't seem quite right to me. A man is born with a penis and it's perfectly natural for him to have it in his hand or look to put it where it will give him pleasure.
A better analogy would be a man raping someone with a dildo, or perhaps more accurately, raping tens of people with a multi-shot sybian fucking machine, and the Government trying to stop people roaming the streets with such devices...
All together now...
It's a Saturday Night Special,
Got a barrel that's blue and cold
Ain't good for nothing
But put a man six feet in hole
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| February 28, 2013, 19:45 |
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hornyhobos
65 / couple
yooperville, Michigan, US
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Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
i don't own none and don't take no stock in guns bombs and bullets,whining over budget cut. but there is plenty of money for the military courthouse and cops prisons and so on. even now they are building new ships . even this is not economics. but it don't answer were they even get these over priced weapons from, who didn't hide the keys better or lock the cabinets. or lock up the ammo , they dot work with oUT bulletsit only takes one or two to screw us all and this is the new excuse
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| February 28, 2013, 19:46 |
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Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
Like I said, it's only a joke
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| February 28, 2013, 20:13 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ February 28, 2013, 19:45) QUOTE (freensleazy @ February 28, 2013, 17:50)This is not political. It is a joke. Nothing more, nothing less. Dont take it in a direction that its not meant to go!
To me, the gun control laws that are being discussed are tantamount to a man raping someone, and then the Guvment stepping in regulating how all of the other responsible, law abiding men can use their penises, how big they can be, and how many shots they can fire. For the record, I am not giving up mine.
Guns dont kill people. Husbands who come home early do.
I know as a foreigner I just don't "get it", but the analogy doesn't seem quite right to me. A man is born with a penis and it's perfectly natural for him to have it in his hand or look to put it where it will give him pleasure.
A better analogy would be a man raping someone with a dildo, or perhaps more accurately, raping tens of people with a multi-shot sybian fucking machine, and the Government trying to stop people roaming the streets with such devices...
All together now...
It's a Saturday Night Special,
Got a barrel that's blue and cold
Ain't good for nothing
But put a man six feet in hole
Fortunatley...I'm not bright enough to figure out if that was a personal attack.
I'm not going to talk about the Canadian gun laws, because I remember with clarity, how that worked out last time.
...and I agree with Free..lets keep it light hearted,..We are just joking around.
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| February 28, 2013, 20:57 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 28, 2013, 20:57) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ February 28, 2013, 19:45) QUOTE (freensleazy @ February 28, 2013, 17:50)This is not political. It is a joke. Nothing more, nothing less. Dont take it in a direction that its not meant to go!
To me, the gun control laws that are being discussed are tantamount to a man raping someone, and then the Guvment stepping in regulating how all of the other responsible, law abiding men can use their penises, how big they can be, and how many shots they can fire. For the record, I am not giving up mine.
Guns dont kill people. Husbands who come home early do.
I know as a foreigner I just don't "get it", but the analogy doesn't seem quite right to me. A man is born with a penis and it's perfectly natural for him to have it in his hand or look to put it where it will give him pleasure.
A better analogy would be a man raping someone with a dildo, or perhaps more accurately, raping tens of people with a multi-shot sybian fucking m
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| February 28, 2013, 22:40 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
I heard about that Multi-shot sybian fucking machine. Bad news there, must hide all the women and children. Hear there is a large reward for anyone who captures him dead or alive.
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| March 1, 2013, 00:57 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ March 1, 2013, 00:57)I heard about that Multi-shot sybian fucking machine. Bad news there, must hide all the women and children. Hear there is a large reward for anyone who captures him dead or alive.
I believe he is a cowboy in Cananda.  
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| March 1, 2013, 01:11 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ March 1, 2013, 00:57)I heard about that Multi-shot sybian fucking machine. Bad news there, must hide all the women and children. Hear there is a large reward for anyone who captures him dead or alive.
ops, forgot we need to hide the sheep and calves too.
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| March 1, 2013, 01:15 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ March 1, 2013, 01:15) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ March 1, 2013, 00:57)I heard about that Multi-shot sybian fucking machine. Bad news there, must hide all the women and children. Hear there is a large reward for anyone who captures him dead or alive. ops, forgot we need to hide the sheep and calves too.
. No no, not the sheep. Score a double, and end up with a nine wool sweater. Ha ha, and back at ya. And Im sill naked. (never heard that before) 
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| March 1, 2013, 01:43 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
QUOTE (perveman @ March 1, 2013, 01:43) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ March 1, 2013, 01:15) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ March 1, 2013, 00:57)I heard about that Multi-shot sybian fucking machine. Bad news there, must hide all the women and children. Hear there is a large reward for anyone who captures him dead or alive. ops, forgot we need to hide the sheep and calves too. . No no, not the sheep. Score a double, and end up with a nine wool sweater. Ha ha, and back at ya. And Im sill naked. (never heard that before)
What you naked? I hadn't noticed.
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| March 1, 2013, 07:00 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ March 1, 2013, 07:00) QUOTE (perveman @ March 1, 2013, 01:43) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ March 1, 2013, 01:15) QUOTE (funlovingpair @ March 1, 2013, 00:57)I heard about that Multi-shot sybian fucking machine. Bad news there, must hide all the women and children. Hear there is a large reward for anyone who captures him dead or alive. ops, forgot we need to hide the sheep and calves too. . No no, not the sheep. Score a double, and end up with a nine wool sweater. Ha ha, and back at ya. And Im sill naked. (never heard that before) What you naked? I hadn't noticed.
Thats cause Im covered in skin.
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| March 1, 2013, 07:53 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
Free, I guess this bears repeating, and I'm sure Chazzy would agree with me..."You have to of officially had a mind to lose it in the first place?!"
As far as the gun laws go, let's hope a Yankees game against the Red Soxs doesn't come down to a battle of hand guns. You New Yorkers will get slaughtered, having guns with 7 bullets to our 10...
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| March 1, 2013, 15:00 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
woke this morning, got myself a gun, got myself agun,
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| March 1, 2013, 15:08 |
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Re: Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
QUOTE (GG317 @ March 1, 2013, 15:00)Free, I guess this bears repeating, and I'm sure Chazzy would agree with me..."You have to of officially had a mind to lose it in the first place?!"
As far as the gun laws go, let's hope a Yankees game against the Red Soxs doesn't come down to a battle of hand guns. You New Yorkers will get slaughtered, having guns with 7 bullets to our 10...
Why limit yourself to you and Chazzy? I can promise you that there are many others who would agree with your perspective!
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| March 1, 2013, 16:32 |
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Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
Yeah, only 7 bullets....pffffttt, ya can't hit shit drunk with only 7.
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| March 1, 2013, 18:29 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
Chazzy as I remember you only needed a few shots....and thanks again ,for that critical first warning shot.
As for the fact that everybody needs to hide their livestock from my sexual advances...I'll have you know..my breeding program is extensivley researched, and backed up by a phenomenal sperm count.
I have a 95% conception rate...so don't believe all those wanted posters you've been reading...that $10 reward ..that is just insulting.
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| March 1, 2013, 19:11 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 1, 2013, 19:11)Chazzy as I remember you only needed a few shots....and thanks again ,for that critical first warning shot.
As for the fact that everybody needs to hide their livestock from my sexual advances...I'll have you know..my breeding program is extensivley researched, and backed up by a phenomenal sperm count.
I have a 95% conception rate...so don't believe all those wanted posters you've been reading...that $10 reward ..that is just insulting.
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| March 1, 2013, 22:35 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
Free, you know I love you man. There's nothing you should ever change about yourself...except maybe your underwear...and maybe your socks now and then, but nothing else!...  
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| March 2, 2013, 20:15 |
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Re: Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 1, 2013, 19:11)Chazzy as I remember you only needed a few shots....and thanks again ,for that critical first warning shot.
Yes, the first warning shot, it is the song of my people.
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| March 3, 2013, 15:26 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ March 3, 2013, 15:26) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 1, 2013, 19:11)Chazzy as I remember you only needed a few shots....and thanks again ,for that critical first warning shot.
Yes, the first warning shot, it is the song of my people.
I thought it was " I'm going to count to ten..!! "
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| March 3, 2013, 16:02 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ March 1, 2013, 18:29)Yeah, only 7 bullets....pffffttt, ya can't hit shit drunk with only 7.
That's what shotguns are for.
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| March 3, 2013, 16:55 |
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Re: I Have Officially Lost My Mind
Warning shot? Is that where the person giving you the drink tells you how strong it is? 
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| March 3, 2013, 16:56 |
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