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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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How to make a guy lose his appetite in 10 seconds..
So I went to town to pick up my mail , and pay some bills, and dropped in a restaurant, hole in the wall, I don't frequent to often. So to set the scene, this place serves breakfast all day, on oval platters, to their favorite cowboy customers. The pancakes cover the ENTIRE platter, if you can finish two, the meal is free. Needless to say, I ordered one pancake with sausage, and coffee.
The waitress, then said " O.K. you want one pancake and a horse cock sausage "...............My coffee cup was half way to my mouth and paused there..
and the furrows on my forehead got a little deeper than normal.....and smiling she said "Don't worry it's homemade"...
I stuck with just the coffee.
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February 25, 2013, 21:24 |
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Re: How to make a guy lose his appetite in 10 seconds..
BBAAAAAAARRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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February 25, 2013, 21:29 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: How to make a guy lose his appetite in 10 seconds..
I think I would have stayed with Coffee also.
Ma
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February 25, 2013, 22:27 |
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kamarel
60 / male Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: How to make a guy lose his appetite in 10 seconds..
Its all about variety.
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February 25, 2013, 23:06 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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February 26, 2013, 00:01 |
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Re: How to make a guy lose his appetite in 10 seconds..
I hope you dont use cream in your coffee
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February 26, 2013, 02:43 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: How to make a guy lose his appetite in 10 seconds..
QUOTE (freensleazy @ February 26, 2013, 02:43)I hope you dont use cream in your coffee
AWWW SHIT !!!! I thought it was kinda lumpy.
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February 26, 2013, 14:40 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: How to make a guy lose his appetite in 10 seconds..
Not sure if you guys have been following the news this side of the pond, but we've been having a few food chain problems of our own. Horse meat passed off as beef and I saw today that South Africa had donkey, water buffalo and goat being sold as beef.
Since we generally follow trends set your side, I reckon you've been eating horse cock for quite some time...
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February 26, 2013, 21:13 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: How to make a guy lose his appetite in 10 seconds..
I've had horse meat before, and knew what I was eating at the time...and it wasn't bad.
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February 26, 2013, 22:10 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: How to make a guy lose his appetite in 10 seconds..
American man walks into a diner in England. The waitress asks, "Want can I get for you tonight?" "My teeth are kind of sore, what do you have that's soft to eat?" he asks. The waitress says, " How about some spotted dick and a cup of tea?" The guy looks around for a minute before he looks her in the eye and says, "I can't see any of them with their backs to me, can you have them turn around?"...
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February 27, 2013, 01:00 |
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ashkats
65 / couple crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: How to make a guy lose his appetite in 10 seconds..
what did us once was the gravy cover roach.....in my hot beef.then i watch kitchinnightmares and take my food apart...but i dont pray before i eat yet.....
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February 27, 2013, 03:12 |
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perveman
111 / male Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: How to make a guy lose his appetite in 10 seconds..
QUOTE (ashkats @ February 27, 2013, 03:12)what did us once was the gravy cover roach.....in my hot beef.then i watch kitchinnightmares and take my food apart...but i dont pray before i eat yet..... Another good reason that I do all my own cooking. Btw, made Hamburger Helper, Itallian Spaghetti the other day, of course I tweeked it. I chip extra onion, and green bell pepper, flatten a pound of hamberger like a big patty, put it in top of the onion and pepper, cook on 3. Then after the hamburger is totally cooked, draned,, chopped up, I add all the helper, simmer for a long time, and and a bit of garlic powder, then when ready to eat, a light sprinkle of oregano. Damn good eating, kitty cat approved too, lol
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February 27, 2013, 04:47 |
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ashkats
65 / couple crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: How to make a guy lose his appetite in 10 seconds..
hey Kitty's don't like spaghetti...we did some too , ragoo was on sale traditional flavor, i fried up some Italian sausage, wife said it was still bla tasting, no flavor. i like to doctor up 4 cheeze prago with extras....and kitty had some too, that little blck piglet.
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February 27, 2013, 17:34 |
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