If I by the Ranch do you come with as the hired hand????????


Ma

  QUOTE (funlovingpair @ February 20, 2013, 02:19)

Well...I haven't worked for anyone for decades, so I may not take orders well....Do you bale hay topless ?...If so I may consider staying on.
I'm also told I'm a hell of a good cook.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 20, 2013, 02:29)



I don't know how much would get done with me topless, you would be spending to much time getting my jewelry unstuck from the hay bales! now being a good cook is a plus.

Ma

So its not like free milking?

Shit two more , and a set of twins...geuss the bulls were busy early last year.

Shit two more , and a set of twins...geuss the bulls were busy early last year.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 20, 2013, 05:29)


Jealous?

  QUOTE (funlovingpair @ February 20, 2013, 02:36)

I've had that problem before with young ladies jewelry getting stuck in the bales....but haying season was long over, and the hayloft was real nice and comfy...we spent awhile looking for the "nipple ring ,in the haystack."
Can you operate a 70 horse John Deere, driving a New Holland bailer by P.T.O.?
I also see from your pic. your experienced at changing irrigation, or what we call a northern interior wet T-shirt contest.
You know...maybe we can strike up a deal on this 1400 acre ...ummmm..paradise,
I want weekends off, my pay should be 3 and a 1/2.[three meals a day and half a bed] a pre-warmed bed in winter, I won't drink any more on the job ,[won't drink any less either]...and I get a boob flash with my coffee in the morning to start my day..those are my terms.

23 calves Ma....don't worry, the price of the ranch won't go up...they are completeley worthless anyhow.

wow getting a few there, 23 little kids running around, sounding like a lot of work. LOL

Ma

  QUOTE (funlovingpair @ February 22, 2013, 01:41)


I don't remember any goats being mentioned.

  QUOTE (funlovingpair @ February 22, 2013, 01:41)


I don't remember any goats being mentioned.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 20, 2013, 02:29)



I don't know how much would get done with me topless, you would be spending to much time getting my jewelry unstuck from the hay bales! now being a good cook is a plus.

Ma

  QUOTE (kamarel @ February 22, 2013, 01:43)

Listen ...there's enough rumours around here about me and sheep, don't start any more.

The calves go out with the cows around late June to get at the new timber grass...and weaning is usually done by the cows, if not I have a weaning pen for September...You'll also need at least three employees to hold em in the mountains, once the grass gets long they seem to stay...I've also found cowgirls, are far easier to manage than cowboys...don't worry this ranching crap is easy..
Remember ,on the eighth day ..God made a farmer.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 22, 2013, 05:12)

  QUOTE (funlovingpair @ February 22, 2013, 05:24)
. And now I know the funlovers mean that for real. Throw the Angel in, hell.....................and.................

Can I bring a guitar? Its not firewood Syb.

Jealous?

A Branding party sounds like my kind of party. We all show up at Sybian's place, clothing optional of course, do a cowboy round up of the calves, then on too the branding. Just hope they don't mind if the brands don't make it right side up.

  QUOTE (funlovingpair @ February 22, 2013, 09:54)

Actually..it would be hard to get my brand the wrong way...I can't tell you what it is, because it would be no different than posting my address or phone number, because it is a legal means of identication, under brand registry.
...and Free, you and your guitar, are always welcome...but you already know that, the only problem I see is all these ladies here , trying to brand your backside with a hot iron...and trust me ...for both our sakes,...I'll hide the castration equipment, when the drinking starts.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 26, 2013, 18:33)


Thanks for the heads up. But why in the world do you have castration equipment? I get the heebeegeebees from candle wick trimmers!

There is the prettiest little red and white spotted calf in the neighbor's pasture. And the Jerseys have a few calves across the street. I forget how adorable they are when they are babies.

As a side note, since castrating equipment was mentioned, I used to keep a pair of castrating pliers on my bedside table...

  QUOTE (MnJTX @ February 27, 2013, 05:16)




So having said that....I'm scratching my head trying to figure out if your my kinda girl....or if i should have never started this thread....why do all the women scare me around here.?

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 27, 2013, 05:46)


No worries. Most of the equipment is for show.

There's nothing showie about a set of berduzers, on a young ladies bedside table...although now I'm incredibly curious, and still a little scared...