One thing I forgot. Always carry a pocket knife.

Everything and anything you can think of to do with WD40 , Duct Tape, Electrical tape,Zip ties, & Swiss Army knife.

Let's see. I've got a table that can stretch out about 10 feet. There's all kinds of things I can whip up.

  QUOTE (OOMG @ February 19, 2013, 17:34)

..or a leatherman.

  QUOTE (kamarel @ February 19, 2013, 22:15)

I was going there myself..but left that door open for you....I must say my imagination did run away with me for.....ohhh...an hour.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 19, 2013, 23:26)


I'd be afraid to see what either of you can do with a rope and a real Swiss army knife that has everything you can image on it.AND I LOVE THAT TABLE EXCEPT I BLUSH A LITTLE WHEN YOUR PARENTS COME OVER FOR DINNER AND WE HAVE TO SIT AT THAT TABLE AND YOU BRING UP BLUEBERRIES FOR BREAKFAST!

Keep the WD-40. I'd rather have 40 Double D's

  QUOTE (freensleazy @ February 20, 2013, 13:44)


Again I'm forced to ask...Is that one woman with 40 double D's or 20 women with double D's (40 individual double D's), because I'd take the latter myself. Ala bestows wondrous variety...

  QUOTE (newbie1011 @ February 20, 2013, 01:57)


As long as he wipes the massage oil off, and gets rid of the scratch marks you leave from your nails...there



shouldn't be a problem.

  QUOTE (GG317 @ February 20, 2013, 13:51)

The problem is to get Alla to bestow your 20 sets of DD's...you need to buy a black balaclava, swing on monkey bars for a couple of months, fire a AK-47 at random airplanes you'll never have a hope of hitting,...then strap some ....C-4, to your waist, and be stupid enough to turn yourself into a roadside stain.....after thinking it through, I'd settle for a single set ..thanks.

  QUOTE (freensleazy @ February 20, 2013, 13:44)


Again I'm forced to ask...Is that one woman with 40 double D's or 20 women with double D's (40 individual double D's), because I'd take the latter myself. Ala bestows wondrous variety...

Thats what I told them too...."it's my emergency kit" ..right next to the big bag of money.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 21, 2013, 02:06)
Don't you think the AR-15/AK-47 that was sitting next to the rocket launcher kind of gave it away??????

  QUOTE (funlovingpair @ February 21, 2013, 05:10)
Ok, one last time ttying to post in this. WD4O invebtor, thats his initials, and took him 48 tines to peefect it. When I had old beaters, kept a handful of tools, tape and baling wire with me. Break down, get out to fix it, go again. Had an old Toyota wagin, broke down on the freway, fashioned a carb rod, stayed there till I retired the ole girl. Dont havr any of those probkems anymore. Ha ha

  QUOTE (perveman @ February 21, 2013, 05:33)
Damn Im rummy, look at what I wrote. Sucks being old. I wont be old again, screw this crap.

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 21, 2013, 02:06)
Don't you think the AR-15/AK-47 that was sitting next to the rocket launcher kind of gave it away??????

  QUOTE (funlovingpair @ February 21, 2013, 05:10)


I was hoping they wouldn't notice...as it turns out , the R.C.M.P. don't have a sense of humour about that kinda thing.
They also don't think it's funny, when they send their best attack dog after you when you've had a few to many vodka's, and you give chase thru a cornfield, and they find the both of you playing fetch a mile away, like long lost friends....the dog liked me.
I told them how nice and friendly he was,....as two officers threw me on top of the hood of the police cruiser.

at least the didnt tree ya like a coon,and the other guy was hiding in a culvert full of water....that will teach then to go poach the 20 pointer.....

Just don't change Perve...we all like you just the way you are.
...and remember, if we stop making fun of you...thats when you should worry.
Damn...I'm down to my last post-it note..I'm going to have to see your pic. again for a while.

I actually had a customer of mine give me a rocket launcher as a tip once. I didn't really know what it was until my then boyfriend later to be husband said "Do you have any idea what that is" I just said "NO" He said "do me a favour if that guy comes anywhere near you again call the police! He gave you a shoulder rocket launcher!". Later,when my boyfriend asked what I did with it and I told him I just put it out with the trash and left it next to the can for bulk pick up. He was so shocked I wasn't in jail. Could you imagine if I got pulled over? I drove through 2 states with that thing on my car seat.

Just a couple of other times I got to laugh however the people involved didn't.I was hanging out with some friends as a teenager. We were taking turns on a friends dirt bike. One of the grumpy neighbours down the road called the police to complain. When the cops got there they asked us all for ID. Some of us didn't have ID on us. One of the guys that didn't have ID told the guy his name was John Smith . Of course the cop thought he was just being a smart ass and told him if he didn't tell him his real name he was going to be dragged to jail until they found out who he was. John kept saying "Ask my friends they will tell you that's my real name" We all just stay there saying nothing and shrugging our shoulders for about 10 minutes. He was so pissed. His Family happen to drive by and see us so they stopped and confirmed he was really John Smith so the cops let him go.

Not to long ago I had a family member that owns a plane travel to another country in his private plane. This is not an unusual thing he does this with a friend of his about once a year. For some reason when they came back and made a stop I think in Miami the Home Land Security grabbed them. They were interrogated for over 5 hours and honestly treated very badly. Home Land Security not only told them they were not allowed to have lawyers but they were told they couldn't contact anyone. They tour apart the plane and claimed they found drugs.(There were no drugs). If you only knew these two guys you would know how ridiculous that claim was.One happens to be a celebrity and is as clean as you can get and the other is an executive at a major network, the most he ever did was get a speeding ticket he doesn't even drink.He got drunk maybe twice his whole life.They were very upset by the whole ordeal. So Kam and I find out about this and I'm sure they were expecting sympathy and outrage. OH KNOW!! One has a birthday coming up in a few weeks.So Kam say's I know the perfect gift for him.We go out and buy the movie "Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay."

In that case...I am also guilty of carrying large packages below my belt buckle...what a patriotic bunch of women.