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next time your having a bad day
The next time your having a bad day, Imagine this: Your a Siamese Twin, your brother, attached at your shoulder is Gay , Your not. He has a date coming over tonight. You only have one ass.
What would I do without these silly e-mails I get? 
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| October 11, 2005, 08:10 |
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armybody
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Dallas, Texas, US
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Re: next time your having a bad day
I think we can all be thankful we're not siamese. They seem to be pretty fucked up.
"I lamented once that I had no shoes, until I met a man with no feet"
"So I took his shoes. He didn't need them anyway, right?"
Jack Handey
Just typing to be typing something.
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| October 11, 2005, 08:57 |
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Re: next time your having a bad day
bump
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| October 23, 2005, 05:57 |
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Re: next time your having a bad day
After finishing moving into a new apartment of his own, a young man went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing nothing but a robe.
The young lady smiled at the young man and started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment. I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment. She closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall completely off. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded and a little hurt, she asked, "My ears? Look at these
boobs, they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin. I have no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears? "
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."
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| October 24, 2005, 19:04 |
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Re: next time your having a bad day
Let go of my ears. I know what I'm doing!
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backfromaustintx
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Burlington, Ontario, Canada
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Re: Re: next time your having a bad day
QUOTE (hothands @ October 24, 2005, 19:04)Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."
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