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Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was not perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him to arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read English pretty good, and it say Polish Remover
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| February 14, 2013, 14:04 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: Polish Divorce
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| February 14, 2013, 19:10 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Polish Divorce
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| February 14, 2013, 21:56 |
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