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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Washing Machine
A couple who have been married for 10 years have substituted the word Sex for Washing Machine.
One night while laying in bed the husband begins rubbing his wife's back and says, 'Washing Machine'. The wife says, 'I'm real tired and need my sleep' About 5 minutes later the husband makes the same move and again says 'Washing Machine'. The wife repeats her previous statement ' I'm real tired and need my sleep' Then she says, "Maybe tomorrow'?
The wife can't get to sleep and feels guilty about rejecting her husband so about 30 minutes later she rolls over, nibbles on his ear and says 'Washing Machine'
The husband drowsily replies "It's okay darling, it was only a small load, so I did it by hand'.
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| February 3, 2013, 20:21 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Washing Machine
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| February 3, 2013, 22:12 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: Washing Machine
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| February 5, 2013, 06:23 |
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