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Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by a hostile Indian War Party.
The Indian Chief proclaimed,
"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger"...
"In honor of the Buffalo Hunt, YOU will be sacrificed in three days."
"Before we kill you, I grant you three requests. What is your FIRST request?'
The Lone Ranger said, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nodded and Silver was brought before the Lone Ranger who whispered in
Silver's ear, and the horse galloped away.
Later that evening, Silver returned witha beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watched, the blonde entered the Lone Ranger's tent and spent the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admitted that he was impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse,"
but we will still kill you in two days. What is your SECOND request?"
The Lone Ranger again asked to speak to his horse.
Silver came to him, and he again whispered in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver took off and disappeared over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,
Silver again returned, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde.
She entered the Lone Ranger's tent and spent the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief said, "You are indeed a man of many talents,"
"But we will still kill you tomorrow. What is your LAST request?"
The Lone Ranger responded, "I'd like to speak to my horse - alone."
The Chief was curious, but he agreed, and Silver was brought to
the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they were alone, the Lone Ranger grabbed Silver by both ears,
looked him square in the eye and said, "Listen Very Carefully! FOR...THE...LAST...TIME...
BRING POSSE!"
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| February 2, 2013, 01:32 |
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Re: Lone Ranger
  now that's funny right there... 
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| February 2, 2013, 04:26 |
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yepper12
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Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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