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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Ten Facts About Vaginas
Top ten facts if vaginas were wooden:
1. A Clitoris would be a door bell
2. Pubes would be a welcome mat
3. Pinnochio is suddenly a stud
4. Beavers not welcome...so to speak
5. "Isn't it good, Norwegian Wood" would be relevant
6. "If I had a hammer, I WOULD hammer in the morning"
7. Square peg round hole would finally find it's value.
8. Crabs Ok, termites, not so much.
9. Count the lips not the rings to tell the age
10. Chestnuts may finally roast on an "open" fire.
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| January 29, 2013, 04:31 |
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Re: Ten Facts About Vaginas
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| January 29, 2013, 11:00 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Ten Facts About Vaginas
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| January 29, 2013, 11:35 |
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