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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Pussy Anyone?
New Energy Drink 'Pussy' Causes Controversy.
Perhaps it comes as no surprise that a 21-year-old came up with an energy drink called "Pussy" while he was sitting in his bedroom. The company's mantra:
"The name Pussy shocks and demands attention - that's the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence."
"Our Pussy is all natural! Our Pussy demands attention! Our Pussy had confidence!"
'I need to drink some Pussy right now.'"
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| January 27, 2013, 23:45 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Pussy Anyone?
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ January 27, 2013, 23:45)New Energy Drink 'Pussy' Causes Controversy.
Perhaps it comes as no surprise that a 21-year-old came up with an energy drink called "Pussy" while he was sitting in his bedroom. The company's mantra:
"The name Pussy shocks and demands attention - that's the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence."
"Our Pussy is all natural! Our Pussy demands attention! Our Pussy had confidence!"
'I need to drink some Pussy right now.'"
Do we get to watch?
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| January 28, 2013, 00:59 |
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Re: Pussy Anyone?
Has to taste better than Red Bull. That tastes like the south end of a north bound beagle.
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| January 28, 2013, 11:46 |
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Re: Pussy Anyone?
I'm allergic to cats
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| January 28, 2013, 12:47 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Re: Pussy Anyone?
QUOTE (freensleazy @ January 28, 2013, 12:47)I'm allergic to cats
They make pills for that
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| January 28, 2013, 21:19 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Pussy Anyone?
Damn...i once spent a weekend with a Polynesian girl , at a rodeo....you know...she kinda tasted like Hawaiian punch.
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| January 28, 2013, 22:23 |
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Re: Re: Pussy Anyone?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 28, 2013, 22:23)Damn...i once spent a weekend with a Polynesian girl , at a rodeo....you know...she kinda tasted like Hawaiian punch.
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| January 28, 2013, 22:49 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Pussy Anyone?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 28, 2013, 22:23)Damn...i once spent a weekend with a Polynesian girl , at a rodeo....you know...she kinda tasted like Hawaiian punch.
Better than a hoof in the teeth
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| January 29, 2013, 01:22 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Pussy Anyone?
QUOTE (kamarel @ January 29, 2013, 01:22) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 28, 2013, 22:23)Damn...i once spent a weekend with a Polynesian girl , at a rodeo....you know...she kinda tasted like Hawaiian punch.
Better than a hoof in the teeth
...I don't need to get any uglier.
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| January 30, 2013, 19:54 |
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Re: Re: Re: Pussy Anyone?
QUOTE (kamarel @ January 29, 2013, 01:22) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 28, 2013, 22:23)Damn...i once spent a weekend with a Polynesian girl , at a rodeo....you know...she kinda tasted like Hawaiian punch.
Better than a hoof in the teeth
Horse version of foot in mouth?
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| January 30, 2013, 22:02 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Pussy Anyone?
There was a story not too long ago where Paul Pierce made fun of another players ex-wife to the player. I'm still, to this day, confused as to how you put, "She tasted like Porter House Steak and Honey Nut Cheerios in a taunt while while running, in suicide fashion up and down the parkay floor, amidst all that sneaker squeaking?!...   
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| February 2, 2013, 12:27 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Pussy Anyone?
does it mix with wiski??
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| February 9, 2013, 03:53 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Pussy Anyone?
QUOTE (ashkats @ February 9, 2013, 03:53)does it mix with wiski??
I'm a shaved pussy vodka guy myself...but your welcome to drink whiskey from anything you'd like.You just need to find a girl who can stand on her head.
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| February 9, 2013, 22:33 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Pussy Anyone?
wife says she likes tequila and 7 up herself, i like aanything on pussie just fine....
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| February 10, 2013, 00:45 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Pussy Anyone?
QUOTE (ashkats @ February 10, 2013, 00:45)wife says she likes tequila and 7 up herself, i like aanything on pussie just fine....
Too kill yah and seven is good , but around these parts we shoot it straight ..and lick the salt of a dark haired hotties thigh.
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| February 10, 2013, 01:31 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Re: Pussy Anyone?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 10, 2013, 01:31) QUOTE (ashkats @ February 10, 2013, 00:45)wife says she likes tequila and 7 up herself, i like aanything on pussie just fine....
Too kill yah and seven is good , but around these parts we shoot it straight ..and lick the salt of a dark haired hotties thigh.
Where's the lemon?
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| February 10, 2013, 01:42 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Pussy Anyone?
QUOTE (kamarel @ February 10, 2013, 01:42) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ February 10, 2013, 01:31) QUOTE (ashkats @ February 10, 2013, 00:45)wife says she likes tequila and 7 up herself, i like aanything on pussie just fine....
Too kill yah and seven is good , but around these parts we shoot it straight ..and lick the salt of a dark haired hotties thigh.
Where's the lemon?
A little further south...or north..depends on her position on the chaise lounge.
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| February 10, 2013, 17:37 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Pussy Anyone?
I just had a thought...How do you even market, "Pussy Energy Drink" to the public? I mean, look at Trojan Condoms. Their ads are mostly done in radio markets, probably since you can't show a guy wearing one on tv yet. The ads only run at night, and energy drinks are mostly consumed during the day, hence the term, "Energy Drink." I definitely don't want to be this guy's ad officer in charge of getting the word out on his product...    
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| February 11, 2013, 04:32 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Pussy Anyone?
I suppose you could market it as "insert straw into oval hole after gently pulling on canoe shaped tab, should be served at body temperature,...the product should be used with caution..if straw sticks ,or becomes lodged, your using the wrong hole and you've aimed to low, if erection lasts longer than 4 hours, consult your physician"
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| February 11, 2013, 05:30 |
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dragonman52
72 / male
littleton, Colorado, US
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Re: Pussy Anyone?
sure i like pussy, sweetie ur tits also would get alot of ttension me. oh yea mmmm
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| February 11, 2013, 07:13 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Pussy Anyone?
Where's the lemon?
Make mime a lime.
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| February 11, 2013, 20:21 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pussy Anyone?
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ February 11, 2013, 20:21)
Where's the lemon?
Make mime a lime.
I knew you'd say something like that....I'll buy a case of them.
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| February 11, 2013, 22:16 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Pussy Anyone?
You would be surprised how it could be marketed with a play on words etc.. The thing is it would get so much publicly just due to the name that you would not need to do as much conventional marketing as you might if it had a standard boring name. The wholly rollers will make sure you hear about this product by going to all the media outlets and the web asking people to boycott it. I would start with an online commercial or type of campaign that tied a TV, Radio and Print spot that points you to the "uncensored interesting" stuff on the web.That's the way marketing is going anyway. Interactive campaigns and web based media is perfect for this demographic anyway.
One of the best spots that got past the sensors is AXE commercial for body wash and how they said they will show you how to "wash your balls" Fantastic campaign, with great double en tundre and innuendo and they got away with it. It pushed the envelope better than any spot I can remember in the US.
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| February 12, 2013, 06:03 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Pussy Anyone?
If you are what you eat...or drink in this case. Could be fun coming up with slogans with good connotations.
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| February 12, 2013, 18:32 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Pussy Anyone?
You know..I'd like to pour myself a tall glass of pussy whenever I want it...which section of the grocery store would I find it in ?
Nothing gets me energized like pussy.
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| February 13, 2013, 02:26 |
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Re: Pussy Anyone?
i don't usually drink energy drinks....but when i do, i prefer Dos Pussies...
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| February 13, 2013, 05:37 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Pussy Anyone?
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ February 12, 2013, 06:03)You would be surprised how it could be marketed with a play on words etc.. The thing is it would get so much publicly just due to the name that you would not need to do as much conventional marketing as you might if it had a standard boring name. The wholly rollers will make sure you hear about this product by going to all the media outlets and the web asking people to boycott it. I would start with an online commercial or type of campaign that tied a TV, Radio and Print spot that points you to the "uncensored interesting" stuff on the web.That's the way marketing is going anyway. Interactive campaigns and web based media is perfect for this demographic anyway.
One of the best spots that got past the sensors is AXE commercial for body wash and how they said they will show you how to "wash your balls" Fantastic campaign, with great double en tundre and innuendo and they got away with it. It pushed the envelope better than any spot I can remember in the US.
Yea, but AXE is a product you can mention on tv. Now if AXE had a body soap called, "Peanut Wash" it would have raised a few eyebrows and made it dramatically difficult to market it to an audience of any kind. We are talking about a product that I believe is part of the 7 deadly words you can't use in media. So how do you promote a product where you can't show the label or say the name without the FCC coming down on you hard. One way around it, would be to show the product with a cat on the label, but that would give the product a confusing marketing problem. Low-informational people would think it was a pet product rather than a people's energy drink. Still it would draw attention to itself, that would involve FCC intervention, which is probably why no one has named a product by that name sooner. 
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| February 13, 2013, 15:24 |
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micandy1
45 / male
geelong, Victoria, Australia
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Re: Pussy Anyone?ok
yes please
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| August 15, 2013, 12:07 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Pussy Anyone?
up here we use limes to , just have a sharp knife, and i hope i dont get a hair ball,shave it till its pink
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