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with a twist, please
Time to quit drinking
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A Few
minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard from the bathroom.
Then, nothing. But, after another minute or two, another loud scream
reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
screaming.
What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring
my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet minding my own business," slurs
The drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and
Squeezes the hell out of my nuts."
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says,
You're sitting on the mop bucket
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| January 24, 2013, 22:32 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: with a twist, please
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| January 24, 2013, 23:16 |
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