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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Lonely
Lonely woman age 42 decided that it was time to get married so she put an ad in the local paper that read::
1: must be in the age group 40
2: not beat me
3: must not run around on me
4: must still be good in bed
5: all applicants please apply in person.
On the second day the doorbell rung....much to her surprised she opened the door to find a gray haired man sitting in a wheel chair without arms and legs.
The old lady said your not really asking me to consider you are you? Just look at you...you have no legs!!! The old man smiled, therefore I can't run around on you!!!
You don't have no hands either!
Again the old man smiled nor can I beat you!
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. Are you still good in bed?
With that, the old man leaned back with a big smile on his face and said I rang the doorbell didn't I!!!! :-):-)
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| January 19, 2013, 16:43 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Lonely
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| January 19, 2013, 21:37 |
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