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armybody
63 / male Dallas, Texas, US
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I'm back!!
I got deployed for over a month.
Got shot at,smelled "floaters", wore body armor, sweated and drank water constantly, rotated clothing items in lieu of bathing.....ate MREs and bag lunches.
Spent a short time at Sam Houston State campus and got flashed by a truckload of college hotties, saw women volleyball players in thier training room adjusting equipment with thier uniforms mostly off(they left the door open in front of a gaggle of stunned and horny troops).
I guess the thing that dissapoints me most is that I stood in the French Quarter and there was no party. It's not that I expected one but I knew that there would be, but long after we were gone. All the stories I had heard about that place and it was just a squad of soldiers guarding a ghost town. No hotties screaming and lifting thier tops, no bars or beads nor queens.
The locals showed thier appreciation for our service every time we had contact with anyone but a looter. I got free meals at a Mcdonald's that opened before we left and a free movie at a local theatre that did the same. People came up to us all the time and thanked us. Cars going by the convoy honked and people waved. We got flirted with and invited for "some beers" but we couldn't go. All the trips to a store were mostly to Walmart. Walmart doesn't have any adult magazines. This is the first thought in the head of a soldier with any kind of free time. All I had time for was a cigar and a few moments to relax and read before falling asleep. All I wanted was to get a Playboy or a Stuff,FHM, that kind of thing. Walmart doesn't carry them so they can kiss my ass
I have not seen boobies for a month, thanks to Walmart's retarded policies,except for a flash from some very patriotic ladies. I have been quartered with sweaty, stinking men with a foot between us. I couldn't even touch myself.
So.....I'm around but you may not see much of me as I reaquaint myself with the female body
Send me your pics ladies. I will need all the help I can get
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October 7, 2005, 06:57 |
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absix
40 / male Web Naughty
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Re: I'm back!!
WELCOME BACK BUDDY!
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October 7, 2005, 08:55 |
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Re: I'm back!!
HI armybody!
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October 7, 2005, 11:33 |
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armybody
63 / male Dallas, Texas, US
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Re: I'm back!!
Hey guys,
Not having the internet really sucked more than anything else.
It's good to be back.
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October 8, 2005, 07:36 |
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pepper
56 / female daytona, Florida, US
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Re: I'm back!!
welcome back, Hon! Glad your safe and sound, Picture to follow!
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October 8, 2005, 11:33 |
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Re: I'm back!!
hey, welcome back.
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October 10, 2005, 03:43 |
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Re: I'm back!!
Happy to see you back
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October 10, 2005, 19:18 |
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