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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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69 !!
A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What the hell is that?" asks the guy. Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain, "I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine." Still not knowing what she's talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it.
The second they get in to the position, she lets go a RIP-ROARING fart. "What was that for?" he asks. "Oooopppps! Sorry, lets try it again." she says. So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one loose.
The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on. "Wait, where are you going?" she asks. The guy says, " If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're crazy !!!!!
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| January 15, 2013, 18:23 |
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Re: 69 !!
i once dated a woman who told me she'd never go more than 3 miles over the legal speed limit(65 MPH). when i asked why not? she said it was because her daddy told her at 69 she'd end up blowing a rod!
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| January 15, 2013, 18:28 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: 69 !!
 
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| January 15, 2013, 20:58 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: 69 !!
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| January 16, 2013, 01:49 |
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Re: Re: 69 !!
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 16, 2013, 01:49)
Oh Syb, Im sure that happens with your aminals all the time! (and yes, I spelled that wrong on purpose)
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| January 16, 2013, 02:29 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: 69 !!
QUOTE (freensleazy @ January 16, 2013, 02:29) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ January 16, 2013, 01:49)
Oh Syb, Im sure that happens with your aminals all the time! (and yes, I spelled that wrong on purpose)
Yes in fact I have several horses here that I swear run on gas, the trick is to put the cowboys, and cowgirls BEHIND you when climbing up a hill.
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| January 16, 2013, 05:06 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: 69 !!
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| January 16, 2013, 07:31 |
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