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NatalieSimpson
32 / female
New York, California, US
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Car-ma Sutra
Having sex in cars as an art form. Interesting and funny.
Feel free to share your experience.. Happy new year 
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| January 3, 2013, 10:25 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Car-ma Sutra
My best friend would probably kill me for saying this, but he was in one of those funny sex-car-moments. He was doing his, now wife, in their Escort wagon when he got a bright idea. The crampiness of being in an Escort is one thing, but add a heavy set woman bouncing in your lap, and it can get down-right dangerous. His idea involved setting both driver-side and passenger seat to an even setting, then setting the seats back and sitting in the middle of those seats. He could place an ass cheek on each seats and she'd have a place to put her knees down, so they could get a more ample driving force with each thrust, both up and down.
Well, all was going fine, until she let out a scream that nearly shattered the windows. He thought she was having an intense orgasm, but her intense experience was of some other nature all together. In bouncing up and down, rather uncontrollably, she failed to notice the fact that she was sliding backwards towards the dashboard. On one of the downward strokes, the automatic stick-shift found its way up her backside! He said, she would have taken the whole stick, knob and all, if it weren't for the leather boot that protects the linkage. Now as funny as that sounds, it wasn't the end of the story. I know because I'd driven that car before and noticed it before he could mention it. The shifter knob only rests on the stick...loosely!...He said he did all he could to act concerned about how she now had a shifter knob stuck way up in her nether region, without balling out laughing in the process. He must have pulled it off, cause she married him a year later...Luckily the knob made its own way out...  
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| January 3, 2013, 23:49 |
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Re: Car-ma Sutra
That is soooo funny!
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| January 7, 2013, 00:18 |
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Re: Car-ma Sutra
Hey, at least he knows how much she can take!
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| January 7, 2013, 02:07 |
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Re: Car-ma Sutra
a friend of mine nailed his girlfriend in the back of an 80's Honda Civic hatchback. they both are close to 300 lbs. talk about a tight fit!
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| January 7, 2013, 02:51 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Car-ma Sutra
Q: How does an Essex girl turn off the lights after sex?
A: By closing the car door.
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| January 7, 2013, 08:11 |
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