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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Favorite Christmas.....
Favorite Dirty Christmas Lyrics:
"Fallllll on your knees......." "Oh what fun IT is to RIDE"......"Rudolph you'll go down......" "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.."
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December 18, 2012, 00:00 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Favorite Christmas.....
Dirty minds think alike.
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December 18, 2012, 01:12 |
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Re: Favorite Christmas.....
You took em all. Evil Bitch.
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December 18, 2012, 04:12 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Favorite Christmas.....
QUOTE (freensleazy @ December 18, 2012, 04:12)You took em all. Evil Bitch.
You're not thinking!!!
"All has come all is bright"....... "round young virgins" ....."Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, let's go!"
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December 18, 2012, 12:46 |
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newbie1011
62 / female The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Favorite Christmas.....
Isn't it "round yon virgins"?
"Yon" is a poetic little adjective telling us that a virgin mother and her baby are "just over there, not far."
I really can't say much about Christmas songs except that by Christmas I get sick of them.Especially being they start them earlier each year.
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December 18, 2012, 13:12 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Favorite Christmas.....
Sorry! I was trying to make this a fun post.
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December 18, 2012, 14:35 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Favorite Christmas.....
I've had a round young virgin....and she jingled my bells...reeeeeal good
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December 18, 2012, 14:55 |
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Re: Favorite Christmas.....
Come they told me, pa-rum--pum-pum-pum,on my drum.
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December 18, 2012, 16:19 |
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IcanCu
62 / male Lake County, Ohio, US
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Re: Favorite Christmas.....
It came upon the midnight clear...
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December 18, 2012, 16:26 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Favorite Christmas.....
QUOTE (DarkShadow459 @ December 18, 2012, 16:19)Come they told me, pa-rum--pum-pum-pum,on my drum.
You playing with your drumstick again drummer boy !!
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December 18, 2012, 17:05 |
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marcopolo2010
78 / couple lynnwood, Washington, US
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Re: Re: Favorite Christmas.....
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ December 18, 2012, 14:35)
Sorry! I was trying to make this a fun post.
it is a fun post kisser ....... and it gives me "jingle balls"
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December 19, 2012, 01:50 |
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Re: Favorite Christmas.....
leave him cookies and beer, he'll visit your house first next year!
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December 19, 2012, 04:07 |
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newbie1011
62 / female The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Favorite Christmas.....
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ December 18, 2012, 14:35)
Sorry! I was trying to make this a fun post.
Just figured I point it out as you would if you thought someone got it wrong.Still seems like fun to me.
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December 19, 2012, 13:13 |
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Re: Re: Favorite Christmas.....
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ December 18, 2012, 14:35)
Sorry! I was trying to make this a fun post.
No need to apologize, we all "got it"...we understood it was a fun thread... was.
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December 19, 2012, 14:00 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Favorite Christmas.....
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ December 18, 2012, 13:12)Isn't it "round yon virgins"?
"Yon" is a poetic little adjective telling us that a virgin mother and her baby are "just over there, not far."
I really can't say much about Christmas songs except that by Christmas I get sick of them.Especially being they start them earlier each year.
Isn't, "Round Yon Virgins" that new Chinese Christian Gangham Style Rock Group?...
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December 19, 2012, 15:41 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Favorite Christmas.....
Not sure.....we'll have to consult 5star, he's up on what the kids are listening to these days....besides we lost our young adviser with verbal diarreha...Merry Christmas to us all.
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December 19, 2012, 16:12 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Favorite Christmas.....
I'll have a blue blue Christmas without you !! (he he)
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December 21, 2012, 12:06 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Favorite Christmas.....
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ December 21, 2012, 12:06)
I'll have a blue blue Christmas without you !! (he he)
Funny, that's the same thing the inmates at the local jail sing in the cells right around this time of year...
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December 21, 2012, 16:15 |
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Re: Favorite Christmas.....
Next comes the stocking
Of little Will,
Oh just see
What a glorious fill
Here is a hammer
And lots of tacks,
Also a ball
And a whip that cracks.
and so begins young Will's life of S&M...
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December 22, 2012, 05:05 |
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NatalieSimpson
32 / female New York, California, US
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Re: Re: Favorite Christmas.....
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ December 18, 2012, 01:12)Dirty minds think alike.
LOL..
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December 22, 2012, 15:04 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Favorite Christmas.....
QUOTE (GG317 @ December 21, 2012, 16:15) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ December 21, 2012, 12:06)
I'll have a blue blue Christmas without you !! (he he)
Funny, that's the same thing the inmates at the local jail sing in the cells right around this time of year...
Oh no, they are double bunked, they get to take turns playing, "Who's on TOP".
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December 22, 2012, 15:48 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Favorite Christmas.....
Took a walk around town last night. The police station and the fire department were all done out in...you guessed it. red and blue Christmas lights. I don't know why they don't just keep them like that year round, it would be a whole lot easier to give folks directions to them when they ask. Well anyway, I was looking at the string of lights and noticed they were rather old looking, so I got a little devious. I snuck up on one and unscrewed it from the socket. Yep, just as I suspected, one goes out... they ALL go out. Guess I know where my money didn't go in taxes this year either...
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December 22, 2012, 21:23 |
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