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look out for vengeful turkeys!
i hear they are starting to go on rampages because Thanksgiving is one of the most over looked holidays. it's not even here yet, and i just got done watching "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" on tv. and there's been Santa sightings all around the world. ol' Tom's done took out the farmer, and stole his ax, and is out for elven blood!
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| November 19, 2012, 01:03 |
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hornyhobos
65 / couple
yooperville, Michigan, US
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Re: look out for vengeful turkeys!
kinda hard to run over too
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| November 19, 2012, 06:17 |
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Re: Re: look out for vengeful turkeys!
QUOTE (hornyhobos @ November 19, 2012, 06:17)kinda hard to run over too
They run really fast when ya chase 'em thru the ditch with a car.
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| November 19, 2012, 12:42 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: look out for vengeful turkeys!
QUOTE (OOMG @ November 19, 2012, 12:42) QUOTE (hornyhobos @ November 19, 2012, 06:17)kinda hard to run over too
They run really fast when ya chase 'em thru the ditch with a car.
...and explain the black tire marks at dinner...
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| November 19, 2012, 19:46 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: look out for vengeful turkeys!
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ November 19, 2012, 19:46) QUOTE (OOMG @ November 19, 2012, 12:42) QUOTE (hornyhobos @ November 19, 2012, 06:17)kinda hard to run over too
They run really fast when ya chase 'em thru the ditch with a car. ...and explain the black tire marks at dinner...[/quote
I didn't leave any. I said I chased it. Never said I ran it over. 
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| November 20, 2012, 13:05 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: look out for vengeful turkeys!
Shot my first turkey for Thanksgiving, but I scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome!...  
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| November 20, 2012, 15:18 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: look out for vengeful turkeys!
QUOTE (GG317 @ November 20, 2012, 15:18)Shot my first turkey for Thanksgiving, but I scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome!...
..now that was freakin funny...and admit it , you were nipple viewing in the frozen food section again?
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| November 20, 2012, 17:23 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: look out for vengeful turkeys!
QUOTE (GG317 @ November 20, 2012, 15:18)Shot my first turkey for Thanksgiving, but I scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome!...
. That was great. Sounded exactly something Larry the Cable Guy would say. And that IS freakin funny.
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| November 20, 2012, 19:45 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: look out for vengeful turkeys!
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ November 20, 2012, 17:23) QUOTE (GG317 @ November 20, 2012, 15:18)Shot my first turkey for Thanksgiving, but I scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome!... ..now that was freakin funny...and admit it , you were nipple viewing in the frozen food section again?
I thought that was why allthe guys are in the frozen food section! 
Ma
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| November 21, 2012, 05:14 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: look out for vengeful turkeys!
I'll give you an example of a vengeful turkey.....food poisoning...vengence that exits from both ends for a couple of days !
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| November 21, 2012, 23:56 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: look out for vengeful turkeys!
ya and they fly too,, just amazing how fast they side step
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| November 22, 2012, 01:00 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: look out for vengeful turkeys!
QUOTE (ashkats @ November 22, 2012, 01:00)ya and they fly too,, just amazing how fast they side step
We don't have them up here except for in a small area in the Kootenies...the first time I saw them was in Missouri, and couldn't believe such a big bird could fly, and the size of dent they leave in the fender of a chevy diesel.
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| November 22, 2012, 03:43 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: look out for vengeful turkeys!
the cooler are one place the wife don't like , its the arctic circle
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| November 22, 2012, 19:15 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: look out for vengeful turkeys!
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ November 22, 2012, 03:43) QUOTE (ashkats @ November 22, 2012, 01:00)ya and they fly too,, just amazing how fast they side step
We don't have them up here except for in a small area in the Kootenies...the first time I saw them was in Missouri, and couldn't believe such a big bird could fly, and the size of dent they leave in the fender of a chevy diesel.
My Aunt has them up in the trees up in Michigan.
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| November 22, 2012, 21:32 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: look out for vengeful turkeys!
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 22, 2012, 21:32) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ November 22, 2012, 03:43) QUOTE (ashkats @ November 22, 2012, 01:00)ya and they fly too,, just amazing how fast they side step
We don't have them up here except for in a small area in the Kootenies...the first time I saw them was in Missouri, and couldn't believe such a big bird could fly, and the size of dent they leave in the fender of a chevy diesel.
My Aunt has them up in the trees up in Michigan.
Sitting in the trees live....or hanging by their feet dead ?
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| November 22, 2012, 22:08 |
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