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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Allergen study
I'm almost certain I am allergic to nipples...but we need to do a further case study on the problem. All cup sizes need to represented , to get accurate test results. We also need a broad spectrum of international nipples to be present to reature that it is in fact the nipple , and not the whole breast that is creating the reaction. All tests will be executed, in a uncontrolled environment. Some of the side affects you can expect are:
-red or swollen boobs
-cheeto dust contamination [Free is trying to work his way into the study]
-anaflactic shock from mineral oil
-sore legs from hours of jumping topless on a trampoline....
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| November 13, 2012, 05:39 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Allergen study
Use coconut oil.
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| November 13, 2012, 10:00 |
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Re: Allergen study
Hey Syb, maybe you'd get more volunteers for your study if yoou left out the cheetoh dust. I'm just sayin.
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| November 13, 2012, 12:52 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Allergen study
You don't think anyone would volunteer ? I was going for the pitty sex...... I spend way to much time thinking in the saddle, and it was far to quiet in here......to much awkward silence,..you people shouldn't leave me alone to long, I always get myself in trouble. coconut oil ...never tried that to be honest...slippery, environmentally friendly, tastes good, I've always liked a big set of coconuts.
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| November 13, 2012, 15:45 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Allergen study
"and not the whole breast that is creating the reaction."
What is the reaction?
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| November 13, 2012, 17:13 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Allergen study
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| November 13, 2012, 17:39 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Allergen study
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 13, 2012, 17:13)
"and not the whole breast that is creating the reaction."
What is the reaction?
. I dont know. Is my weeny supposed to change like that?
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| November 13, 2012, 18:00 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Allergen study
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 13, 2012, 17:13)
"and not the whole breast that is creating the reaction."
What is the reaction?
Shortness of breath, puffy eyes, raging hard-on, and an inability to control my tongue...and racing heart..I figure I'll start slow with a B or C cup, work my way to a large C or D....DD's right now may kill me. Do you think how far I put the breast in my mouth has something to do with it? I have a very large mouth, and lower jaw.
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| November 13, 2012, 19:11 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Allergen study
Coconut oil on my sattelite dish....thats funny on several different levels.  
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| November 13, 2012, 19:13 |
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Re: Re: Allergen study
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ November 13, 2012, 19:13)
Give it a tan.
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| November 13, 2012, 19:36 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Allergen study
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| November 14, 2012, 01:10 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Allergen study
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| November 14, 2012, 01:45 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Allergen study
Public service warning ( for Syb) Do not look at my pictures on my profile. I'm a DD or E depending on the style and manufacturers. It could be fatal for you. At very least, if you choose to attempt looking you should wear safety goggles. Always wear protection if there is ever any doubt. If you choose to ignore this warning I bare no responsibility and in no way can be found negligent Thank you for you attention to this matter. Remember safety first.
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| November 16, 2012, 06:59 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Allergen study
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ November 16, 2012, 06:59)Public service warning ( for Syb) Do not look at my pictures on my profile. I'm a DD or E depending on the style and manufacturers. It could be fatal for you. At very least, if you choose to attempt looking you should wear safety goggles. Always wear protection if there is ever any doubt. If you choose to ignore this warning I bare no responsibility and in no way can be found negligent Thank you for you attention to this matter. Remember safety first.
Uh Oh !! " THUMP "
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| November 16, 2012, 14:47 |
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Re: Re: Allergen study
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ November 16, 2012, 06:59)If you choose to ignore this warning I bare no responsibility and in no way can be found negligent Thank you for you attention to this matter. Remember safety first.
She said "bare"!!!!!!!
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| November 16, 2012, 15:37 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Allergen study
I'll go with it my intent to use " bare" rather than "bear" to make myself look better. As if at 3am my mind was that sharp. But you all know in reality that I was lucky I even got a sentence out that made sense when I am posting from my phone and can't even use spell check most of the time.
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| November 16, 2012, 18:03 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Allergen study
I'm not that sharp at 6 a.m. anyway.....didn't even notice, plus I was a little dizzy .
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| November 16, 2012, 19:06 |
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Re: Re: Allergen study
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ November 16, 2012, 18:03)I'll go with it my intent to use " bare" rather than "bear" to make myself look better. As if at 3am my mind was that sharp. But you all know in reality that I was lucky I even got a sentence out that made sense when I am posting from my phone and can't even use spell check most of the time.
Actually Newb, I wasnt correcting your spelling. I was just being sophomoric. Like this:
Me: Look under there
You: Under where?
Me: I just made you say underwear!
Yep, that kinda sophomoric.
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| November 16, 2012, 19:35 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Allergen study
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ November 13, 2012, 15:45)You don't think anyone would volunteer ? I was going for the pitty sex...... I spend way to much time thinking in the saddle.
"Thinking in the saddle"? Is that anything like talking through your arse?
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| November 17, 2012, 09:19 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Allergen study
I may spank the puppy once in a while...but I've never had a conversation with a donkey.........sober anyway.
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| November 17, 2012, 19:35 |
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Re: Allergen study
Its starting to get cold. Fire up that still Cowboy! And I want film of you talking to donkeys. Should be an interesting conversation.
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| November 17, 2012, 20:45 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Allergen study
It usually ends up with the donkey unconcious, after saying "hey !!...human, wanna compare dick size ? "......I've a wicked right hook.
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| November 17, 2012, 22:12 |
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