French art or cunnilingus

Alright since you asked
Sybian starter kit...a medium powered sex machine ,that has a flat textured pad, kinda like a training saddle.
Sybian rodeo, were the young lady rides the sex machine while you have the controls
Sybian squirt ...or water ballet, were the settings of the sex machine are turned up to almost max, using a curved sex toy to stimulate the gspot {my personal favorite}
Sybian m.s.o.g.... multiple shot orgasm...or multiple shots on goal...pretty self explanatory.. multiple orgasms with, or without an audience
Sybian double header...using the sex machine with a double sex toy attachment
Sybian assgasm,...using the sybian sex machine with anal stimulation to achieve orgasm.
Sybian Bukkake...when a woman has such a powerful orgasm using the machine, she not only soaks the machine, but drenches the livingroom curtains
Sybian tit shaker...using to large of an attachment , for the small pilot hole provided.
Symbian....although i've yet to see one, I believe it's a machine that not only provides powerful vibration, but also thrusts in an up and down motion, Ive heard it should have a governor, ...seriously....not a safe machine to play with.
Sybian double cowgirl...two sex machines placed face to face, so that two fine young ladies may play with each other during a "barrel " race...and usually they trade controls. If a man is involved , he usually stands between them, or to one side , and receives a blow job.
Sybian tool kit....various attachments provided with the machine, and also aftermarket...women tend to get addicted to the sybian, hence they burn up alot of sex toys ....
A little word of advice...dont buy the rechargable version for your girl, get the 110 volt plug in model ,with the half horse motor...go big or go home.
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69'n 3/4, (three-quarters)
An oral sex position where a man is on all fours, orally exciting his woman, she's on her back, pulls his penis to his rear and fellating him from behind him, while she is "Pingering" him.

69'n 3/4, (three-quarters)
An oral sex position where a man is on all fours, orally exciting his woman, she's on her back, pulls his penis to his rear and fellating him from behind him, while she is "Pingering" him.

  QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 14, 2012, 13:08)


People actually do that?

  QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 14, 2012, 13:08)


People actually do that?

69'n 3/4, (three-quarters)
An oral sex position where a man is on all fours, orally exciting his woman, she's on her back, pulls his penis to his rear and fellating him from behind him, while she is "Pingering" him.

  QUOTE (freensleazy @ November 14, 2012, 14:25)


I know what you want to do and I'm not even sure if it is legal?

just remember not to chuckle when someone is talking about a sybian-even if you are thinking about our canadian friend. it gets you strange looks and even stranger questions. darn coworkers. i swear both their eyes glassed over.

just remember not to chuckle when someone is talking about a sybian-even if you are thinking about our canadian friend. it gets you strange looks and even stranger questions. darn coworkers. i swear both their eyes glassed over.

  QUOTE (MnJTX @ November 14, 2012, 23:25)
. Thats ok, look at him, he HAS no eyes.

Double Rainbow

  QUOTE (MnJTX @ November 14, 2012, 23:25)

I know...I'm not that interesting, but very easy to laugh at....and Free , we'll never grow up.

Beer Dick
This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.

  QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 21, 2012, 16:17)
You say that like its a bad thing....and they tend to look better after the 5th glass.

"The Bronco"...otherwise known as an 8 second ride....and this is were the surcingale comes into play....if you plan ahead, and use a strap around her lower chest,or a surcingale.. you might...maybe.... hold on for eight seconds...and remember no kicking allowed, never allow her to wear cowboy boots to bed if your going to attempt this risky behaviour.

Well I've had a few women hold up a "10" card after an hour with me, but never after 8 seconds. I suppose for top points you'd have to let go with one hand, and use it for balance, then see how high she bucks.....It would probably have alot to do with who's name you'd call , instead of hers.