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Vaseline
A door to door salesmanknocked on a lady's door and explained that he was working for Unilever and was tasked with expanding their usage list for Vaseline. He handed her the current usage list and asked her if she had any unique uses that she didn't see there.
She scanned it and said that she often used Vaseline to clean patent leather objects. He wrote that down and asked if there were any more uses she could add.
She said, "Well, we use it for sex purposes".
The salesman was nonplussed and told her that he wasn't interested in that aspect.
She said, "No no. You don't understand. We put it on the bedroom doorknob so the kids can't get in"!
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| November 3, 2012, 12:45 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Vaseline
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| November 3, 2012, 23:05 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: Vaseline
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| November 3, 2012, 23:50 |
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