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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Active Sex Life
A man loses his penis in a smelting accident. The newly married couple are distraught over not being able to have an active sex life, but have no answers to their dilemma. A veterinarian at the zoo hears of their plight and offers to do a grafting of a baby elephant's trunk in place of a penis. The couple figure what the heck is there to lose, and go forward with the procedure. Some months go by with no activity from the man's new appendage whatsoever. Then, while at dinner one evening, the couple are presented with a fresh basket of rolls. As the waiter is walking away the man's trunk appears from below the table, grabs a roll, and quickly disappears! The wife, amazed, and with a somewhat amorous look, says, "Oh, honey, can you make it do that again?"
Her husband says, "Yes, but I don't think my ass can take another roll!"
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| November 1, 2012, 23:47 |
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Re: Active Sex Life
Well that did make me laugh. 
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| November 2, 2012, 00:18 |
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Re: Active Sex Life
Yep.
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| November 2, 2012, 01:27 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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| November 2, 2012, 08:03 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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| November 3, 2012, 07:21 |
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