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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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0 to 200
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a boxgift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, broughtthe box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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| November 1, 2012, 13:14 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: 0 to 200
He was smart enough to not go home?
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| November 1, 2012, 13:17 |
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Re: 0 to 200
Now thats just plain funny!!!!!
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| November 1, 2012, 14:43 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: 0 to 200
it sure as hell is !!
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| November 1, 2012, 17:04 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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| November 1, 2012, 20:53 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: 0 to 200
Bob has a great sense of humour.
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| November 3, 2012, 07:24 |
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