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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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A Girl's Tattoo
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a Santa Claus and a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Merry Christmas" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.
The woman then instructs him to put a champagne bottle with "Happy New Year" up on her left thigh.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She says, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Christmas and New Year's Eve."
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| October 19, 2012, 16:58 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: A Girl's Tattoo
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| October 19, 2012, 21:12 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: A Girl's Tattoo
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| October 20, 2012, 07:19 |
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