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Wardrobe Malfuntion
I just read that J-Lo had a nipple slip while onstage in Italy. Anybody ever have one? I was informed a few months ago by my best friends wife that one day back in the early 80's that one day that they were over and sitting on my patio, she caught me going commando. I was a bit confused, but apparently, I was wearing those short, old style gym shorts and from what she said, the way I was sitting left nothing to the imagination. Needless to say, I didnt remember and was a bit embarrassed. Then she said, "I couldnt believe that you didnt notice that I was staring! I couldnt take my eyes away!" NOW she tells me!
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| October 17, 2012, 15:57 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
had that happen a few times once at walmart the gal was working and bends over in front of me got a free peep, could of reached in and weighed them puppies lol
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| October 17, 2012, 18:46 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
Well mine wasn't a wardrobe malfunction....it was more of a Perve moment, I was reading by my fireplace, warming my frozen jewels, from a long ride one night. I suddenly heard a faint chorus in the background ,you know kinda muffled.......so i stood up to see if my CD player was left on by accident...........Well it turns out , the local church was Christmas caroling, and decided to walk down my very long driveway to surprise me......and view my rosy frost bitten ass. I found out a cowboy hat doesn't really cover up all that much, and yes, there was innappropriate laughter.
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| October 17, 2012, 23:55 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
QUOTE (ashkats @ October 17, 2012, 18:46)had that happen a few times once at walmart the gal was working and bends over in front of me got a free peep, could of reached in and weighed them puppies lol
. They were 3 lbs, each.
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| October 18, 2012, 00:02 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
QUOTE (perveman @ October 18, 2012, 00:02) QUOTE (ashkats @ October 17, 2012, 18:46)had that happen a few times once at walmart the gal was working and bends over in front of me got a free peep, could of reached in and weighed them puppies lol . They were 3 lbs, each.
ah .."B" cups then....very nice
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| October 18, 2012, 00:04 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
Strange as it may seem, never had a wardrobe malfunction. Go figure?  .
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| October 18, 2012, 00:07 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
well if ya dont have a wardrobe......
oh and c's are better
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| October 18, 2012, 01:35 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
I dont have a wardrobe Ash? Good point. And Ill go with the C boobies then.
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| October 18, 2012, 02:08 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
Why is it?... That when a woman has a nipple slip, he just stands there a marvels it, but when another guy's nipple makes an appearance, they feel compelled to reach out and try to twist it off?!...   
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| October 19, 2012, 14:40 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
You all have issues!
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| October 19, 2012, 14:50 |
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Re: Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 19, 2012, 14:50)
You all have issues!
Thank you very little.
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| October 19, 2012, 15:45 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
QUOTE (freensleazy @ October 19, 2012, 15:45) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 19, 2012, 14:50)
You all have issues!
Thank you very little.
 ,,,,and still you choose to hang out with us......who has the issues now sweet cheeks ?
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| October 19, 2012, 16:09 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 19, 2012, 16:09)
Well, what would you do without me?
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| October 19, 2012, 16:13 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
...lets not go there..
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| October 19, 2012, 16:18 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 19, 2012, 16:18)...lets not go there..
. Goddamnit Syb, caught my sorry ass. If you know what Im talkin about.
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| October 19, 2012, 17:37 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
QUOTE (perveman @ October 19, 2012, 17:37) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 19, 2012, 16:18)...lets not go there.. . Goddamnit Syb, caught my sorry ass. If you know what Im talkin about.
...now that was damn funny.......
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| October 19, 2012, 19:23 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
QUOTE (freensleazy @ October 19, 2012, 15:45) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 19, 2012, 14:50)
You all have issues!
Thank you very little.
You have too many to count!
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| October 20, 2012, 02:30 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
I was a gymnast from the time I was a little kid as well as an avid water skiier and various other sports. I've had more " wardrobe malfunctions " than I can count. I was also never fond of bras so until after I had kids didn't wear them often. It's easy to fall out when you're rather large chested with no bra. I was always dancing or doing some sport. My tits tend to not stay in one place. I was in a store upstarted NY and tried on some clothes. When I came out of the dressing room I just walked around for a while. At the time I was with my boyfriend (later to become my exhusband) and after a few minutes he looks at me and says "I think you might want to fix your top now." I had a tank top that from the shoulder straps to right above where it is supposed to cover your tits was a kind of macrame lacey type of thing. When I had gotten dressed I did it rather quickly and never checked the mirror.I pulled the top to far down so my tit was hanging out and my nipple was poking right through the holes and I didn't notice. I did understand why I got a few odd stares however. Yeah my ex was such an ass!
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| October 20, 2012, 08:00 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
For the record I learned to double knot my bathing suits when I water skied after a few mishaps as well.
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| October 20, 2012, 08:02 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
50' degrees bringing on a little chill. No wardrobe malfunction, just a little nipply.
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| October 21, 2012, 12:39 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
we like nipply
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| October 21, 2012, 18:10 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ October 20, 2012, 08:00)I was a gymnast from the time I was a little kid as well as an avid water skiier and various other sports. I've had more " wardrobe malfunctions " than I can count. I was also never fond of bras so until after I had kids didn't wear them often. It's easy to fall out when you're rather large chested with no bra. I was always dancing or doing some sport. My tits tend to not stay in one place. I was in a store upstarted NY and tried on some clothes. When I came out of the dressing room I just walked around for a while. At the time I was with my boyfriend (later to become my exhusband) and after a few minutes he looks at me and says "I think you might want to fix your top now." I had a tank top that from the shoulder straps to right above where it is supposed to cover your tits was a kind of macrame lacey type of thing. When I had gotten dressed I did it rather quickly and never checked the mirror.I pulled the top to far down so my tit was hanging out and my nipple was poking right through the holes and I didn't notice. I did understand why I got a few odd stares however. Yeah my ex was such an ass!
And that was a problem for who?
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| October 22, 2012, 22:57 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
QUOTE (kamarel @ October 22, 2012, 22:57) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ October 20, 2012, 08:00)I was a gymnast from the time I was a little kid as well as an avid water skiier and various other sports. I've had more " wardrobe malfunctions " than I can count. I was also never fond of bras so until after I had kids didn't wear them often. It's easy to fall out when you're rather large chested with no bra. I was always dancing or doing some sport. My tits tend to not stay in one place. I was in a store upstarted NY and tried on some clothes. When I came out of the dressing room I just walked around for a while. At the time I was with my boyfriend (later to become my exhusband) and after a few minutes he looks at me and says "I think you might want to fix your top now." I had a tank top that from the shoulder straps to right above where it is supposed to cover your tits was a kind of macrame lacey type of thing. When I had gotten dressed I did it rather quickly and never checked the mirror.I pulled the top to far down so my tit was hanging out and my nipple was poking right through the holes and I didn't notice. I did understand why I got a few odd stares however. Yeah my ex was such an ass!
And that was a problem for who?
What part? The part about me being my ex being an ass or my tit hanging out?
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| October 23, 2012, 00:32 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Wardrobe Malfuntion
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 19, 2012, 14:50)
You all have issues!
Wait...There's a magazine on this subject?! damn. Last to know this stuff... 
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