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Iwant2kssuallovr
63 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Husband/Wife
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Probably not.
WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan).
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
WIFE: - silence - -
HUSBAND: Shit.....
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| October 16, 2012, 10:01 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Husband/Wife
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| October 16, 2012, 21:50 |
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sexyone1
65 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: Husband/Wife
Guess he gets a 
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| October 16, 2012, 21:58 |
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Dutsji
65 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: Husband/Wife
oooops
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| October 17, 2012, 05:58 |
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NatalieSimpson
33 / female
New York, California, US
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Re: Husband/Wife
Nice
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| November 1, 2012, 05:51 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Re: Husband/Wife
QUOTE (sexyone1 @ October 16, 2012, 21:58)
Could be, I know what he DIDN'T get.
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| November 1, 2012, 12:57 |
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