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sexyone1
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Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Quotes On The Opposite Sex
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said...Are you going to hate yourself in the morning? She said..No..I hate myself now. -- Rodney Dangerfield
A new poll shows that 54 percent of women said they would rather have a perfect body than a genius IQ. I guess with a genius IQ, they can do whatever they want. With a perfect body, you can get somebody else to do whatever you want. -- Jay Leno
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. -- Steve Martin
A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. -- Mae West
Divorce comes from the old Latin word divorcerum, meaning "having your genitals torn out through your wallet." -- Robin Williams
The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough. -- Bill Maher
Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To us, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing, we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand are like fire. They're exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. -- Jerry Seinfeld
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. -- Rodney Dangerfield
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
I'm just a huge fan of the penis. Can I just say I just love penises? They're just the greatest. And they're all different, like snowflakes. -- Margaret Cho
My man didn't have trouble committing ... adultery. He was very unfaithful. He was cheating on me with his secretary. I'd find lipstick on his collar covered with Wite-Out. -- Wendy Liebman
Dating means doing a lot of fun things you will never do again if you get married. The fun stops with marriage because you're trying to save money for when you split up your property. -- Dave Barry
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider. -- Jerry Seinfeld
Men give love to get sex and women give sex to get love
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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46 / male
new jersay, American Samoa
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46 / male
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