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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Honeymoon Trip
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to this friends.
Giovanni said,
"Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?"
Luigi said,
"Everyting wasa perfecto excepta for da train ride down."
"Whaddyou mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia , she pack a biga basketa food.
She bringa da vino, some nicea cigars for me, and we werea lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basaket .
The conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat in disa car. Musta use a dining car.'
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta at open da bottle of a nice a vino!
Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.'
So, we go to cluba car. While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga is finger again
and say, 'No a smokina in disa car. Musta go to a smokina car ..'
"We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar. Then my beautiful Virginia, and I, we go to a sleeper
car anda go to bed. We just about to go badabing badaboom and the conductore, he walka through da hallway
shouting at a topa his a voice..
Noforka Virginia !
Noforka Virginia !
"Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus."
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| October 10, 2012, 18:40 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: Honeymoon Trip
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| October 10, 2012, 19:13 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: Honeymoon Trip
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| October 10, 2012, 19:38 |
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