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Obsessions
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny".
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce : "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Carol, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered,
"Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's go pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner".
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October 9, 2012, 13:42 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Obsessions
Looks like I could have all six kids! And you... yours would be Vino, Wino, and B.O.B as in bring your own box!!!
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October 9, 2012, 14:07 |
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Re: Obsessions
And with a child named "kitty" that behaves like a "boob"?
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October 9, 2012, 14:26 |
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yepper12
74 / male Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Obsessions
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October 9, 2012, 21:31 |
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