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Just a few short ones to start the week.
A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.
"Morning!" he said.
The other man replies, "No, just having a shit."
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Two interesting facts about me.
1) My cock is the same length as 2 Argos pens.
2) I'm banned from Argos.
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I got in touch with my inner self today.
That's the last time I buy Tesco Value toilet roll.
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The Pope walks into a Mosque.
The imam says "Why the wrong faith?"
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Edward Deidde, the man who spent his entire life explaining that his surname was "deed" has collapsed.
He was airlifted to hospital where he was pronounced dead.
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I started my new job as a bingo caller last night and halfway through calling the numbers I farted loudly.
My boss immediately came over and whispered in my ear, "Don't do that again."
"Sorry," I said, "It must be the nerves."
"Fair enough," he replied, "But there was no need to hold the microphone to your arse."
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Elvis, my pet mouse, has just died.
He was caught in a trap.
:o)
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| October 1, 2012, 13:50 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Just a few short ones to start the week.
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| October 1, 2012, 21:23 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Just a few short ones to start the week.
ok was it that loud ?
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| October 7, 2012, 04:09 |
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