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the alphabet
little Johnny was struggling with his ABC's. one morning during class, he needed to go potty, so he raised his hand and requested a hall pass to go. the teacher said, not until you can recite the entire alphabet, to which he replied in agony, "but i really gotta go!". again the teacher said "recite the alphabet first!".
little Johnny said "ok, here goes...A-B-C-D-E-F-G"..."H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O"...& quot;Q-R-S"..."T-U-V-W-X-Y-and Z! can i please go potty now????"
the teacher said "No, you forgot a letter! where's the 'P'?"
Johnny said, "it's runnin' down my leg!"
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| September 29, 2012, 18:54 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: the alphabet
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| September 29, 2012, 21:43 |
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