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Better To Be Honest
Are ya real? Or do ya put on an online persona? Ive led people to think what I look like, but in reality, I'm 4'6" with a 3/4 inch penis, splotches of hair growth on my head, the one tooth I have is green and I smell like ham (some say chicken soup). Maybe now they wont run away when I meet them
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| September 27, 2012, 02:19 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Better To Be Honest
At least you have teeth? Remind me what its like.
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| September 27, 2012, 02:22 |
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Re: Better To Be Honest
I'm always---me. 
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| September 27, 2012, 16:03 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Better To Be Honest
QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 27, 2012, 02:19)Are ya real? Or do ya put on an online persona? Ive led people to think what I look like, but in reality, I'm 4'6" with a 3/4 inch penis, splotches of hair growth on my head, the one tooth I have is green and I smell like ham (some say chicken soup). Maybe now they wont run away when I meet them
We already knew that,.....and we've heard from a good source, you cry after sex. As far as what I look like, you'll have to pry it out of another member here, this person has my permission, and I try not to misrepresent myself, although I suppose it would be easy to do.This post reminds me of Brad Paisley and his song "I'm So Much Coller on Line"...and Free somehow I don't believe your description of yourself, you've already won the award for WN most unatractive man....now you've got your eye on WN most pathetic ?
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| September 27, 2012, 20:41 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Better To Be Honest
that would be" So Much Cooler On Line "....sorry
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| September 27, 2012, 23:31 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Better To Be Honest
In person, I'm much more quick witted and sarcastic. It's the whole typing thing that gets me lost in translation...Yea, you try to find words that playfully sound with sins of men, cinnamon, sim, symm, synonyms (that's better...)and stuff. It ain't easy...  
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| September 27, 2012, 23:40 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Better To Be Honest
Yea,What I post in here in regards to myself is the real me.Sometimes I think It would'nt hurt to share less,but hey its all good.
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| September 29, 2012, 14:48 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Better To Be Honest
Now my correct answer. In person, take all the bullshit I spew here, multiply it by whatever, now we have too much fun. Sorry kids, but I have more fun than should be allowed.
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| September 29, 2012, 16:56 |
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Re: Better To Be Honest
QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 27, 2012, 02:19)Are ya real? Or do ya put on an online persona? Ive led people to think what I look like, but in reality, I'm 4'6" with a 3/4 inch penis, splotches of hair growth on my head, the one tooth I have is green and I smell like ham (some say chicken soup). Maybe now they wont run away when I meet them
So----------- if you're really 4'6", who did the videos?
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| October 1, 2012, 14:33 |
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Re: Re: Better To Be Honest
QUOTE (OOMG @ October 1, 2012, 14:33) QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 27, 2012, 02:19)Are ya real? Or do ya put on an online persona? Ive led people to think what I look like, but in reality, I'm 4'6" with a 3/4 inch penis, splotches of hair growth on my head, the one tooth I have is green and I smell like ham (some say chicken soup). Maybe now they wont run away when I meet them
So----------- if you're really 4'6", who did the videos?
That was my sister. She's an ugly woman!
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| October 1, 2012, 14:41 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Better To Be Honest
QUOTE (freensleazy @ October 1, 2012, 14:41) QUOTE (OOMG @ October 1, 2012, 14:33) QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 27, 2012, 02:19)Are ya real? Or do ya put on an online persona? Ive led people to think what I look like, but in reality, I'm 4'6" with a 3/4 inch penis, splotches of hair growth on my head, the one tooth I have is green and I smell like ham (some say chicken soup). Maybe now they wont run away when I meet them
So----------- if you're really 4'6", who did the videos? That was my sister. She's an ugly woman!
. Roy Orbison told me he saw her, and that she was hot!
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| October 1, 2012, 14:46 |
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Re: Re: Re: Better To Be Honest
QUOTE (freensleazy @ October 1, 2012, 14:41) QUOTE (OOMG @ October 1, 2012, 14:33) QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 27, 2012, 02:19)Are ya real? Or do ya put on an online persona? Ive led people to think what I look like, but in reality, I'm 4'6" with a 3/4 inch penis, splotches of hair growth on my head, the one tooth I have is green and I smell like ham (some say chicken soup). Maybe now they wont run away when I meet them
So----------- if you're really 4'6", who did the videos? That was my sister. She's an ugly woman!
So, you're twins?
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| October 1, 2012, 22:01 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Better To Be Honest
QUOTE (OOMG @ October 1, 2012, 22:01) QUOTE (freensleazy @ October 1, 2012, 14:41) QUOTE (OOMG @ October 1, 2012, 14:33) QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 27, 2012, 02:19)Are ya real? Or do ya put on an online persona? Ive led people to think what I look like, but in reality, I'm 4'6" with a 3/4 inch penis, splotches of hair growth on my head, the one tooth I have is green and I smell like ham (some say chicken soup). Maybe now they wont run away when I meet them
So----------- if you're really 4'6", who did the videos? That was my sister. She's an ugly woman!
So, you're twins?
Yep. But she's the masculine one!
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| October 1, 2012, 22:05 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Better To Be Honest
Last 2 posts were just funny.
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| October 2, 2012, 00:24 |
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Re: Re: Better To Be Honest
QUOTE (perveman @ October 2, 2012, 00:24)Last 2 posts were just funny.
Larry's good, but so am I!
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| October 2, 2012, 02:15 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Better To Be Honest
QUOTE (freensleazy @ October 2, 2012, 02:15) QUOTE (perveman @ October 2, 2012, 00:24)Last 2 posts were just funny.
Larry's good, but so am I!
TESTIN" TESTIN" Niner Niner Four..get er' done Free ! Your probably funnier ...
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| October 2, 2012, 02:31 |
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QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 2, 2012, 02:31) QUOTE (freensleazy @ October 2, 2012, 02:15) QUOTE (perveman @ October 2, 2012, 00:24)Last 2 posts were just funny.
Larry's good, but so am I! TESTIN" TESTIN" Niner Niner Four..get er' done Free ! Your probably funnier ...
Asshole, I just followed you into the lobby, but you left!
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| October 2, 2012, 02:41 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Better To Be Honest
QUOTE (freensleazy @ October 2, 2012, 02:41) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ October 2, 2012, 02:31) QUOTE (freensleazy @ October 2, 2012, 02:15) QUOTE (perveman @ October 2, 2012, 00:24)Last 2 posts were just funny.
Larry's good, but so am I! TESTIN" TESTIN" Niner Niner Four..get er' done Free ! Your probably funnier ...
Asshole, I just followed you into the lobby, but you left!
Hey, that's my line!
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| October 2, 2012, 03:43 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Better To Be Honest
To be honest, eventually, you will see I am right.
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| October 2, 2012, 03:45 |
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Re: Re: Better To Be Honest
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ October 2, 2012, 03:45)
To be honest, eventually, you will see I am right.
Splain Lucy
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| October 2, 2012, 12:29 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Better To Be Honest
QUOTE (freensleazy @ October 1, 2012, 22:05) QUOTE (OOMG @ October 1, 2012, 22:01) QUOTE (freensleazy @ October 1, 2012, 14:41) QUOTE (OOMG @ October 1, 2012, 14:33) QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 27, 2012, 02:19)Are ya real? Or do ya put on an online persona? Ive led people to think what I look like, but in reality, I'm 4'6" with a 3/4 inch penis, splotches of hair growth on my head, the one tooth I have is green and I smell like ham (some say chicken soup). Maybe now they wont run away when I meet them
So----------- if you're really 4'6", who did the videos? That was my sister. She's an ugly woman!
So, you're twins?
Yep. But she's the masculine one!
It's ok. We still like ya good buddy.
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| October 2, 2012, 15:33 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Better To Be Honest
As it has been said about me by others before " She is as advertised." I have always been honest about myself. However I have found that people form an opinion and or vision of me in their mind that does not always match what I have said. I figure there is nothing I can do about that whether their opinion and or vision is good, bad, correct or not.
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