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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Virgin
Chinese Wedding Night
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.
(Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.)
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets
as her husband undresses in the darkness.
(He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.)
''My darring,'' he whispers, ''I know dis you firss time
and you berry flighten.
I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -
juss anyting you want. You juss ask.
Whatchu want ?''
(he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly,
which he hopes will impress her.)
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
(and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls -
Numbaa 69.''
(More thoughtful silence from him.)
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her ....
'You want ... garlic chicken wif snow peas ?’'
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| September 22, 2012, 23:35 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: Virgin
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| September 23, 2012, 01:41 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Virgin
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| September 23, 2012, 10:10 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: Virgin
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| September 23, 2012, 16:01 |
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