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Another stupid question I ran across this morning
Another stupid question I ran across this morning while browsing my humor sites...
If you wanted to intentionally embarrass, creep/freak out or fluster a Walmart cashier, what items would you choose?
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| September 21, 2012, 19:18 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
I don't go to Walmart, so I'm out.
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| September 21, 2012, 20:37 |
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Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
I'm also a proud non walmartian.
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| September 21, 2012, 20:54 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
A handful of long english cucumbers, a box of Mr. big condoms......and a gallon of mineral oil............don't judge me !
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| September 21, 2012, 21:38 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 21, 2012, 21:38)A handful of long english cucumbers, a box of Mr. big condoms......and a gallon of mineral oil............don't judge me !
Wouldn't dream of it... 
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| September 21, 2012, 21:48 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
A box of condoms...with a couple already opened and fully extended...if she gave me a weird look, I'd say, "What?! I had to try them on for size didn't I?!"...  
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| September 21, 2012, 21:51 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ September 21, 2012, 21:51)
.....again don't judge me , I was told they had measurments printed down the side...
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| September 21, 2012, 21:54 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ September 21, 2012, 21:51)
It would be nice to blow the condoms up with hellium and walk out with them.
Plus, I've seen some of the odd balls that go to Walmart.... how could anything you buy compare?
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| September 21, 2012, 22:05 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
A handheld sawzall [without a blade kit], and an instructional book on"How to create your own silcon sex toys at home", and a fire extinguisher
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| September 21, 2012, 22:19 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
What ? nothing? come on Kam you know what that is...
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| September 22, 2012, 02:48 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 22, 2012, 02:48)What ? nothing? come on Kam you know what that is...
Grandpa Kam is busy at the moment.
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| September 22, 2012, 03:32 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ September 21, 2012, 21:51)
That is a good one! LOL
Ma
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| September 22, 2012, 04:12 |
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Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
a gas can, a box of shop towels, a blow torch, and a bag of marshmallows. all while doing my best Corn-Holio impression.....
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| September 22, 2012, 04:19 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
Where does Chazzy get all these stupid Questions from ?....and even more disturbing ,we all want to answer them..... repeatedly....why do I feel like a monkey in a jar ?
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| September 22, 2012, 05:31 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
My local Walmart is 1/4 a mile from me. Well with invwalkibg distance. Went there a while back for a 2 liter of soda. Asked carry out help. Why did they look at me funny?
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| September 22, 2012, 10:17 |
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Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
How about...a large tarp, a box of rat poison and a shovel.
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| September 22, 2012, 15:32 |
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Re: Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 21, 2012, 20:54)I'm also a proud non walmartian.
It's a theoretical question ya boob!
No one is actually asking you to visit your local Walmart.
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| September 22, 2012, 15:34 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
Im busy takiing care of my sick kitty, leave me alone. Poor kitty. I get to hold her.
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| September 22, 2012, 15:49 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 22, 2012, 15:32)How about...a large tarp, a box of rat poison and a shovel.
...and you ask the cashier " do you think my Mother in law, would fit inside this tarp ? "
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| September 22, 2012, 17:31 |
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Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
Ski mask, bolt cutters, pillow case.
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| September 22, 2012, 19:43 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
Ya'll are making me want to go shopping! 
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| September 22, 2012, 19:59 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 22, 2012, 19:59)
Ya'll are making me want to go shopping!
Hey grab me a good bottle of wine would ya... 
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| September 22, 2012, 20:02 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 22, 2012, 02:48)What ? nothing? come on Kam you know what that is...
Kam is sleeping at the moment. A 6 pound 13 ounce (her curent weight) baby sure can make a bunch of adults tired. I'm sure he will answer as soon as his mind gets back to normal. I should say normal for Kam.
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| September 26, 2012, 06:26 |
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Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
A box of Magnums, a Cucumber for each one, and like 5 bottles of lube
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| September 26, 2012, 06:34 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Another stupid question I ran across this morning
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ September 26, 2012, 06:26) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ September 22, 2012, 02:48)What ? nothing? come on Kam you know what that is...
Kam is sleeping at the moment. A 6 pound 13 ounce (her curent weight) baby sure can make a bunch of adults tired. I'm sure he will answer as soon as his mind gets back to normal. I should say normal for Kam.
I got called a 195 pound child the other day... I wonder if I'm keeping anybody awake? Happy to hear you guys are doing ok.
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| September 26, 2012, 14:57 |
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