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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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perfect polly
what will they think of next? a robot bird to sit on your table and chirp and turn its head , they must think we will buy anything....
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| September 17, 2012, 05:30 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: perfect polly
Of course they think people will buy anything. Remember the "Pet rock" or as we said in the other thread "Bottled water". We are so stupid that we buy these things knowing we can get them for free. They had "Oxygen bars". I don't think they are around anymore. You would go in there and pay for someone to give you a hose to stick in your nose to breath in AIR!!!! Oh but you can get it scented if you would like, for an extra few dollars!So yes people will buy anything.Have you seen the infomercial for a contraption to crack open an egg? It's harder to get the egg in that thing without breaking it than it is to just crack open an egg without it. And its huge. I'm trying to figure out why anyone would buy that stupid thing but the do. I can give a long list of stupid things people buy all the time. I was in advertising is was my job to get people to buy those stupid things.How about diet pills that guarantee to make you lose weight. Of course it says if you change your diet and exercise as well. Or pills that list side effects that include you possibly dying but they still ask their doctor for them. My personal favorite in that category is the asthma medication that has a disclaimer saying "this could cause you to have a sever asthma attack and die!"
I know a person that makes a fortune marketing stupid ideas that are meant to fail.I'm not kidding. There is a way to make money, a lot of money marketing stupid ideas. It's a win, win situation for this guys business. If it fails they make a fortune. If it catches on they can make a fortune. I keep thinking "Why didn't I go into his business?"
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| September 17, 2012, 06:23 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: perfect polly
Your wearing your bedazzled snuggy right now aren't you ? There's also a trailer trash joke in there too ,but I'm to freakin' tired. Shit if you want a bird sitting on your table ,squwaking in your ear I'll ship you a northern raven , he'll crap in your cornflakes every morning for free...
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| September 17, 2012, 06:33 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: perfect polly
Wait a minute! ...there are bars out there that sell you air to breath....and people pay for something thats all around them? Last I checked air was free. Now I breathe in, to know I'm alive, and I breathe out, to know that I have lived, but the only time I have breathed air out of a bottle is inside of a burning house, and you can call me a follower, but everybody around me is doing the same thing, on account of the flames....so are these oxygen bars on fire?..oh and the scent that comes out of a Scott lifepack ,kinda smells like rubber, with a hint of burnt chesterfield , it doesn't do anything for me.
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| September 18, 2012, 06:46 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: perfect polly
My fellow Americans (a little presidential lingo there), we are idiots. You got it, we will buy it. Shut up perve.
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| September 18, 2012, 09:31 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: perfect polly
there some perty dumm junk out there i tell ya
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| September 18, 2012, 15:47 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: perfect polly
QUOTE (ashkats @ September 18, 2012, 15:47)there some perty dumm junk out there i tell ya
If we all took inventory of the things we own I bet we would all find things in our house that would make us say "What was I thinking?" or if it was a gift "What were they thinking?"
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| September 19, 2012, 01:04 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: perfect polly
i had that as a kids when it was like $12 bucks and it jumpped to 30. but it only repeated like 5-10 secs of want you said. fun toy when you and your uncle, brother who ever wanna tease each other. that all my uncle and i did. i miss those days.
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| September 19, 2012, 02:02 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: perfect polly
lol I thought perfect polly was gonna be a sex doll. lol
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| September 24, 2012, 18:34 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: perfect polly
I'd buy it, if I could figure out how to use its feet as a bottle opener... 
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| September 24, 2012, 23:05 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: perfect polly
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ September 24, 2012, 23:05)I'd buy it, if I could figure out how to use its feet as a bottle opener...
No, she uses her teeth as a bottle opener...
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| September 24, 2012, 23:54 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: perfect polly
yep just like the damb ass bass, yepper jgot one too.. i know a gal got 6 or secen of then fish and aq talking deer head too hanging on the wall in the hunting shack scares the shit out of ya ...when ya had too much wine....
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| September 26, 2012, 01:31 |
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Re: perfect polly
Fried polly-----------
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| September 26, 2012, 22:58 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: perfect polly
almost had deep fried wild turkey today , you can miss them by a inch and they still dont fly
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| September 28, 2012, 23:34 |
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