sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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A Trip To The Porn Shop
A redhead into a porno shop:
She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "Thirty Five bucks"
She: "How much for the black one?"
He: "Thirty Five Bucks for the black one, Thirty Five for the white one."
She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a brunette woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?"
He: "Thirty Five bucks"
She: "How much for the white one?"
He: "Thirty Five for the white one, Thirty Five for the black one."
She: "Hmmm... I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..." She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"
He: "Thirty Five for the white, Thirty Five for the black."
She: "Hmmmmm... .how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He: "Well, that's a very special dildo... it'll cost you A Hundred Sixty Five."
She: She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...." She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"
To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for One Sixty Five!!!
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